Point System for Men

[Sunni Man]

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
* You make the bed..... +1
* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..... 0
* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets..... -1
* You leave the toilet seat up..... -5
* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty..... 0
* When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..... -1
* When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom..... -2
* You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings..... +5
* In the snow ..... +8
* But return with beer..... -5
* And no liners..... -25
* You check out a suspicious noise at night..... 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing..... 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..... +5
* You pummel it with a six iron..... +10
* It's her cat..... -40

AT THE PARTY
* You stay by her side the entire party..... 0
* You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy..... -2
* Named Tiffany..... -4
* Tiffany is a dancer..... -10
* With breast implants..... -18

HER BIRTHDAY
* You remember her birthday..... 0
* You buy a card and flowers..... 0
* You take her out to dinner..... 0
* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar..... +1
* Okay, it is a sports bar..... -2
* And it's all-you-can-eat night..... -3
* It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team..... -10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
* Go with a pal..... 0
* The pal is happily married..... +1
* The pal is single..... -7
* He drives a Ferrari..... -10
* With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)..... -15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
* You take her to a movie..... +2
* You take her to a movie she likes..... +4
* You take her to a movie you hate..... +6
* You take her to a movie you like..... -2
* It's called Death Cop III..... -3
* Which features Cyborgs that eat humans..... -9
* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans..... -15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
* You develop a noticeable pot belly..... -15
* You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.. +10
* You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..... -30
* You eat the last rib on the plate..... -50
* You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."..... -800

THE BIG QUESTION - She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
* You hesitate in responding..... -10
* You reply, "Where?"..... -35
* You reply, "No, I think it's your ass"..... -100
* Any other response..... -20

COMMUNICATION
* When she wants to talk about a problem: You listen, displaying a concerned expression..... 0
* You listen, for over 30 minutes..... +5
* You relate to her problem and share a similar experience..... +50
* You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?"..... -100
* You have fallen asleep..... -200

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
* You talk..... -100
* You don't talk..... -150
* You spend time with her...... -200
* You don't spend time with her..... -500
* You seem to be enjoying yourself..... -1000

GAME OVER - YOU LOSE!!

 

[Two Thumbs]

THE BIG QUESTION - She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
* You hesitate in responding..... -10
* You reply, "Where?"..... -35
* You reply, "No, I think it's your ass"..... -100
* Any other response..... -20

* Say; Hell yeah it makes you look phat! then palm squeeze her ass.... +300

 

[Mad Scientist]

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

This is the problem with "modern relationships" Men seek the approval of women. That's like trying to push a noodle, it's impossible.

Men should seek the approval of other men, especially their fathers. We know what's right for us. Women don't.

What I mean is that men should seek to achieve and be successful in business or the arts or whatever a man is compelled to do. When we do that, women will seek us.

That's a hard concept for us men to accept, because we're hard wired to be attracted to women and sometimes, when we see a particularly good looking one, it's hard to remain in control of our emotions. But we have to because women like that. What does a woman call a man who calls her all the time and chases after her relentlessly?: "Loser", "Douchebag". What does she call a guy who ignores her?: "Dreamy", "Mysterious".

Women are hardwired to do what it takes to get men to notice them and if we don't, they'll double their efforts to get us to look at them. They'll do whatever it takes!

That gives us the advantage that we shouldn't give up by being a "Puppy Dog" or a "White Night". Women have no respect for those kinds of guys.

 

[Truthmatters]

are women you know REALLY like this?

 

[Mr. H.]

He ignores them.

 

[Truthmatters]

seriously guys.

Are the women you know actually like this?

 

[Mad Scientist]

seriously guys.

Are the women you know actually like this?

Who are you commenting on? The OP or me?

 

[Two Thumbs]

seriously guys.

Are the women you know actually like this?

Who are you commenting on? The OP or me?

Who knows.

She lacks the basic courtesy to use the quote button.

 

[Sunni Man]

seriously guys.

Are the women you know actually like this?

Sounds like a typical woman to me.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Point system for women.

Make dinner - +1
Have sex - +1000
Let him watch football on Sunday without 5-6 interruptions - +500
While around people, make an insinuation that he is good in bed - hell with the points...you own him now.

Don't make dinner...-1
Don't have sex...-1000
Complain about things when football is on...-500
Insinuate that he is not so good in bed...divorce is in your future.