Please, someone tell me how Rick Santorum can do anything for our country

[Inthemiddle]

Issues we're facing:

*Stagnant economy

*Unemployment at 9%

*Prohibitively high health care costs

*Increasing amount of people relying on some kind of public assistance in order to survive (unemployment benefits, food stamps, etc.)

*Continued (and largely ignored) illegal immigration problems

*High deficits

*Outlandish public debt


Rick Santorum stands for:

*Obstructing accessibility to birth control

*Frequent abuse of earmarks and pork spending

*Religiously inspired legislating

*Bombing Iran


Call me crazy, but I don't see how any of that is going to restore prosperity to our country.

 

[Mr Natural]

Stop all the superfluous fucking and everything else will take care of itself.

 

[Katzndogz]

Getting obama out of office alone is a huge improvement.

 

[katsung47]

Why Santorum had a three continued victory in three states? He is benefitted by a leaking news. To deny the election is a planned game that Romney is a designated winner, the Republican organizer suddenly push Santorum to the leading position. For them, Santorum and Romney have no difference - a loyal puppet to the master. Do you know any difference between them? Here is the news they try to discount:

As many of us suspected. Its Romney

2012 US election result accidently leaked

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!!! Diebold accidently leaks 2012 election results - YouTube

 

[elvis]

Stop all the superfluous fucking and everything else will take care of itself.

I like superfluous fucking.

 

[Decepticon]

Make us a bigger laughingstock than we were under Bush?

And I agree with Elvis. I too like superfluous fucking.

 

[L.K.Eder]

he could be the straw that breaks the elephant's back.

and then they can start raising another serious elephant.

 

[oreo]

Stop all the superfluous fucking and everything else will take care of itself.

Well:--good question--- Santorum has no voting record of FISCAL responsibility that's for certain--so I guess with his statements we're headed to this.

 

[Inthemiddle]

Getting obama out of office alone is a huge improvement.

No, that's the point. You wing nuts are up to your eyelids in Obama Derangement Syndrome that you actually think that anyone, including Santorum, is a better alternative. We may as well elect Miss Piggy, for all you care. Nobody wanted to pay attention to Buddy Roemer, but Santorum is apparently a good alternative? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

 

[L.K.Eder]

Stop all the superfluous fucking and everything else will take care of itself.

Well:--good question--- Santorum has no voting record of FISCAL responsibility that's for certain--so I guess with his statements we're headed to this.

the woman should put her hands above the blanket where rick and ratz can see it.

 

[Inthemiddle]

Stop all the superfluous fucking and everything else will take care of itself.

There is no such thing as superfluous sex, in my life. All the sex I have is of vital importance.

 

[Skull Pilot]

He's a gonna save is from Satan.

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[Inthemiddle]

The woman should put her hands above the blanket where rick and ratz can see it.

The reason you can't see her hands is because she's too busy trying to bribe him not to molest her son. Not sure it's working, though.

 

[Caroljo]

Getting obama out of office alone is a huge improvement.

No, that's the point. You wing nuts are up to your eyelids in Obama Derangement Syndrome that you actually think that anyone, including Santorum, is a better alternative. We may as well elect Miss Piggy, for all you care. Nobody wanted to pay attention to Buddy Roemer, but Santorum is apparently a good alternative? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Miss Piggy WOULD be better than we have now~!~~~~

 

[Inthemiddle]

He's a gonna save is from Satan.

But, I thought Obama was already our Messiah?

 

[L.K.Eder]

Getting obama out of office alone is a huge improvement.

No, that's the point. You wing nuts are up to your eyelids in Obama Derangement Syndrome that you actually think that anyone, including Santorum, is a better alternative. We may as well elect Miss Piggy, for all you care. Nobody wanted to pay attention to Buddy Roemer, but Santorum is apparently a good alternative? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Miss Piggy WOULD be better than we have now~!~~~~

yeah, and a ham sandwich would be even better! yuck yuck yuck

 

[L.K.Eder]

The woman should put her hands above the blanket where rick and ratz can see it.

The reason you can't see her hands is because she's too busy trying to bribe him not to molest her son. Not sure it's working, though.

that explains the o-face of the two-eyed bishop

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Issues we're facing:

*Stagnant economy

*Unemployment at 9%

*Prohibitively high health care costs

*Increasing amount of people relying on some kind of public assistance in order to survive (unemployment benefits, food stamps, etc.)

*Continued (and largely ignored) illegal immigration problems

*High deficits

*Outlandish public debt


Rick Santorum stands for:

*Obstructing accessibility to birth control

*Frequent abuse of earmarks and pork spending

*Religiously inspired legislating

*Bombing Iran


Call me crazy, but I don't see how any of that is going to restore prosperity to our country.

Crazy? I dunno.... full-of-shit? Definitely.

 

[Inthemiddle]

Crazy? I dunno.... full-of-shit? Definitely.

Well then, I'm sure you can explain that.

The issues I mentioned which aren't important issues facing our country are: ________________


The positions I mentioned that are not actually positions of Santorum are: ________________


All you have to do is fill in the blanks.

 

[Rambunctious]

He can get rid of that train wreck in the white house