PLEASE Don't Report Me For This CRIMINAL Behaviour!!!

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Ariel Looney
May 22, 2010
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We have a dog, a rat terrier, that we call Little Dog.

A little old lady was her first owner, and she was SPOILED!!!

But the lady croaked, Terra (her first ever name) was thrown into a shelter,

rescued by an asshat that didn't take responsibility for her food, water, care, or anything else,

STOLEN from him,

and relocated into our household.

To Little Dog?

FOOD = LOVE

And I'm a semi-little-old-lady, so I always give her some of what I'm eating, right?

Well!

She's getting HUGE, and I'm thinking I'm going to have to buy a new roll of duct tape AND a freakin' skateboard,

JUST to insure that she remains semi-mobile!!! :lol: :rofl: :lol:

I think I may be killing her with "love."

But all anyway,

I've decided to run for prez,

however, I'm a little trepiditious about what the Other Side is going to say about me...
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