Playlist 8-ball

[Dan]

This is a poll, I guess.

Put your media player on shuffle, then open all your mp3's (or whatever music files you've got) after you read each question. Post the song that comes up and try and analyze what that response means.

What do you think of me?

Will I have a happy life?

What do my friends really think of me?

Do people secretly lust after me?

How can I make myself happy?

What should I do with my life?

Why must life be so full of pain?

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

Can you give me some advice?

What do you think happiness is?

 

[Dan]

What do you think of me?

Distillers - Beat Your Heart Out
Aw, I make my Windows Media Player's heart beat faster!

Will I have a happy life?

GG Allin - Bite It You Scum
Yikes!

What do my friends really think of me?
Superdrag - Who Sucked Out the Feeling
I guess that means my friends think I'm boring? Or just have no feeling? Or I'm a vampire!

Do people secretly lust after me?
Death Cab for Cutie - Summer Skin
Well, it's a song about a lost love, but it IS a love song. I'm taking that as a yes.

How can I make myself happy?
Blur - Sing
Singing does make me happy. Didn't I tell you this worked?

What should I do with my life?
Iggy Pop - Lust for Life
If only that were a viable career option.

Why must life be so full of pain?
Karen O - Hello Tomorrow
Look toward the future, I guess?

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
The Datsuns - Blacken My Thumb
I don't know what that means in the context of the song or in the context of this question.

Can you give me some advice?
Leftfield - A Final Hit
I should do some heroin?

What do you think happiness is?
Radiohead - Everything in its Right Place
I think that's pretty true

 

[Said1]

This is one of your better polls, I'm still laughing!

What do you think of me? Rankin Family - Feel the same way too

I guess that means they like me.....?

Will I have a happy life? David Grey - As I'm leaving

For those who know me, this IS really funny. For those who don't, oh well.

What do my friends really think of me? Whitney Houston - I'm Every Woman

Cool.

Do people secretly lust after me? The Doors - Peace Frog



How can I make myself happy? Theory of A Deadman - Quiver
I forget the words to that song. :



What should I do with my life? Cat Stevens - The Wind

Sorry, my acid tripping, dope smoking day are over. Next!


Why must life be so full of pain? Johnny Cash/David Allen Coe - Cocaine Carolina

This poll is making more sense now

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Let's go fishing int he dark

Now that's down right spooky.


Can you give me some advice? - Patra - Workerman

I hate that song, have no idea what it's about and downloaded it for someone else.


What do you think happiness is? Stormey Weather - Lou Rawls

The poll genie is being asked this question right?