This is a poll, I guess. Put your media player on shuffle, then open all your mp3's (or whatever music files you've got) after you read each question. Post the song that comes up and try and analyze what that response means. What do you think of me? Will I have a happy life? What do my friends really think of me? Do people secretly lust after me? How can I make myself happy? What should I do with my life? Why must life be so full of pain? How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Can you give me some advice? What do you think happiness is?