Pirates-Orioles (MLB): Ouija Farm Day

[Abishai100]

Here's a consumerism-consciousness Ouija game involving players from the National League baseball team the Pittsburgh Pirates and from the American League baseball team the Baltimore Orioles.

Cheers!



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PIRATES: How old are you?
ORIOLES: Are you beautiful?
OUIJA: My age is of no concern, because I am beautiful.

PIRATES: Do you like coffee?
ORIOLES: Do you like diamonds?
OUIJA: I hate coffee, but I love diamonds...

PIRATES: Do you gamble?
ORIOLES: Do you like tennis?
OUIJA: Yes I gamble, but I only like tennis when I'm winning, or my favorite player is winning (Ivan Lendl).

PIRATES: Do you endorse tobacco companies?
ORIOLES: Are you a fan of Atlantic City?
OUIJA: I like Camel and Vegas...

PIRATES: Do you like Hollywood and Jerry Maguire?
ORIOLES: Do you follow celebrities?
OUIJA: I love Tom Cruise...

PIRATES: Do you endorse capitalism?
ORIOLES: Would you cheat in sports?
OUIJA: I'm against consumerism-gluttony (e.g., Burger King), but I'd cheat to support Eight Men Out.

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