PETA to OBAMA: Flies are People Too !!!

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  1. Philobeado
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    Never mind that CNBC is a derivative of NBC which is wholly owned by
    General Electric; which just happened to get $BILLIONS from the
    T.A.R.P. slush fund, even though G.E. isn’t a bank and by the way,
    stands to make $Gazillions as the largest manufacturer of wind
    turbines to combat global warming in the midst of the coolest year
    ever recorded…I’m certain that CNBC is all about hard hitting, biting
    news.


    To wit; the bursting through the door, microphone in your face, gotcha
    coverage by the CNBC anchors and talking heads as they spent twenty
    painstaking minutes in a euphoric transcendent state in awe at the fly
    killing prowess of St. Hussein…seriously.


    As it turns out; there was a gigantic fly hovering about the anointed
    one as John Harwood’s audience with royalty began. Risking life and
    limb, ignoring his own personal safety and without the aid of secret
    service Obama paused the interview, deftly dispatched said fly at
    great personal risk and never broke a sweat. The coverage by CNBC was
    no less than brilliant. They not only slow motioned Obama’s, “ninja
    like” fly swat…they went that extra mile and zoomed in for a close-up
    of the dead fly.


    While looping this soon to be Emmy award winning celluloid
    masterpiece… no less than four political commentators gasped, swooned
    and in unison got the vapors as they, in sequence, opined at length as
    to the insect skills, “on public display” of our beloved leader. And…
    let’s not forget the continued close-up of said dead fly. Then; even
    before the audience had time to rub down the goose-bumps and get off
    the edge of their seats CNBC brought it home. As it turns out,
    “surprise, surprise” Obama, “fly killer” at large, grasped a napkin,
    using it to collect the object of CNBC’s reporting and disposed of it
    himself…just like he was a real person and not a deity.
     
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    That man is just cruel, killing our little 'sky kittens' with no remorse.
     
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    It is just appalling that the President of the United States would kill an insect-American, one of our equals.
     
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    He saw the fly had only a right wing.
     
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    William Joyce Chemotherapy for PC

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    That is three hits in a row, for those keeping count!
    :clap2::clap2::clap2:
     
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    Their dastardly plan is working ...

    ... everyone is too busy focusing on this small crap to notice ...

    ... quick congress, raise taxes to 50% now before they start paying attention again!
     
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    Maybe it was an undocumented fly from Mexico. Obama could lose the Hispanic vote.

    Why was the fly drawn to Obama and not the interviewer?

    Was the fly a plant from the White House to show off Obama's quick reflexes.

    Is Obama the first president to kill a fly?

    We need Geraldo to investigate.
     
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    Newby Does it get any better? Supporting Member

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    :lol: Hilarious.
     
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    PETA? Nothing like a domestic radial organization criticizing a liberal Pres. Hahaaaa.
     

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