Philobeado
Gold Member
Never mind that CNBC is a derivative of NBC which is wholly owned by
General Electric; which just happened to get $BILLIONS from the
T.A.R.P. slush fund, even though G.E. isnt a bank and by the way,
stands to make $Gazillions as the largest manufacturer of wind
turbines to combat global warming in the midst of the coolest year
ever recorded Im certain that CNBC is all about hard hitting, biting
news.
To wit; the bursting through the door, microphone in your face, gotcha
coverage by the CNBC anchors and talking heads as they spent twenty
painstaking minutes in a euphoric transcendent state in awe at the fly
killing prowess of St. Hussein seriously.
As it turns out; there was a gigantic fly hovering about the anointed
one as John Harwoods audience with royalty began. Risking life and
limb, ignoring his own personal safety and without the aid of secret
service Obama paused the interview, deftly dispatched said fly at
great personal risk and never broke a sweat. The coverage by CNBC was
no less than brilliant. They not only slow motioned Obamas, ninja
like fly swat they went that extra mile and zoomed in for a close-up
of the dead fly.
While looping this soon to be Emmy award winning celluloid
masterpiece no less than four political commentators gasped, swooned
and in unison got the vapors as they, in sequence, opined at length as
to the insect skills, on public display of our beloved leader. And
lets not forget the continued close-up of said dead fly. Then; even
before the audience had time to rub down the goose-bumps and get off
the edge of their seats CNBC brought it home. As it turns out,
surprise, surprise Obama, fly killer at large, grasped a napkin,
using it to collect the object of CNBCs reporting and disposed of it
himself just like he was a real person and not a deity.
General Electric; which just happened to get $BILLIONS from the
T.A.R.P. slush fund, even though G.E. isnt a bank and by the way,
stands to make $Gazillions as the largest manufacturer of wind
turbines to combat global warming in the midst of the coolest year
ever recorded Im certain that CNBC is all about hard hitting, biting
news.
To wit; the bursting through the door, microphone in your face, gotcha
coverage by the CNBC anchors and talking heads as they spent twenty
painstaking minutes in a euphoric transcendent state in awe at the fly
killing prowess of St. Hussein seriously.
As it turns out; there was a gigantic fly hovering about the anointed
one as John Harwoods audience with royalty began. Risking life and
limb, ignoring his own personal safety and without the aid of secret
service Obama paused the interview, deftly dispatched said fly at
great personal risk and never broke a sweat. The coverage by CNBC was
no less than brilliant. They not only slow motioned Obamas, ninja
like fly swat they went that extra mile and zoomed in for a close-up
of the dead fly.
While looping this soon to be Emmy award winning celluloid
masterpiece no less than four political commentators gasped, swooned
and in unison got the vapors as they, in sequence, opined at length as
to the insect skills, on public display of our beloved leader. And
lets not forget the continued close-up of said dead fly. Then; even
before the audience had time to rub down the goose-bumps and get off
the edge of their seats CNBC brought it home. As it turns out,
surprise, surprise Obama, fly killer at large, grasped a napkin,
using it to collect the object of CNBCs reporting and disposed of it
himself just like he was a real person and not a deity.
Hilarious.
