- Sep 12, 2008
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At the end of the day when all is said and done I literally make a figurative mess of looking at what people say while driving (talking on my cell phone in a very load voice) and chewing gum with my mouth open. Anyways, I like my bad coffee in good restaurants and interrupt my friends while arguing with the advice they're giving me as I play with my pet spiders. I drive sideways down the highway at a low rate of speed because, damn it, I pay my taxes and I own the road and of course all my trash goes right out the window. Obama's on the radio with the volume cranked in the shop I work at, purposely taking phone orders while dozens of customers wait in line but given that I don't know how to properly work the register or stock the store most throw their potential purchases on the floor and leave. Of course I never pick the stuff up off the floor, I didn't put it there. Anytime I go to an appointment I double park my car with the kids and pets in it, it's just easier for me and besides, I'm more important than anyone else.
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A pet peeve causer is one who regards the life, sanity and time of everyone else of no consequence, as long as their own wants are met.