The minister stood up and began his sermon. As he warmed to the subject, he finally said to the congregation, " I want everybody who is perfect stand up." He knew that he had them and was just getting ready to launch into calling them to repentance when he saw a little old man standing in the back. The minister is surpised and asks the little old man, "You sir, are you saying that you are perfect?" Little old man said, "No sir, I'm just standing in proxy for my wife's first husband."