People who feel the need to make small talk at the urinal

[Paulie]

Dude..

My penis is out right now...

Why the fuck are you talking to me???

 

[Madeline]

 

[Si modo]

Dude..

My penis is out right now...

Why the fuck are you talking to me???

My BF tells me that there are certain things that are just not done in the men's room. He says that's the number one rule.

Men and women are so very different on this.

 

[Madeline]

Dude..

My penis is out right now...

Why the fuck are you talking to me???

My BF tells me that there are certain things that are just not done in the men's room. He says that's the number one rule.

Men and women are so very different on this.

This is true. The ladies room is the Hall Of Gossip, Sex Advice And Shared Make Up.

If walls could talk.......

 

[editec]

Dude..

My penis is out right now...

Why the fuck are you talking to me???

Yes!

I might tolerate brief chit chat at the washstand, but I totally agree that at the urinal other's random utterances are intrusive.

 

[Madeline]

Dude..

My penis is out right now...

Why the fuck are you talking to me???

Yes!

Why are men so anti-social?

 

[editec]

Dude..

My penis is out right now...

Why the fuck are you talking to me???

My BF tells me that there are certain things that are just not done in the men's room. He says that's the number one rule.

Men and women are so very different on this.

This is true. The ladies room is the Hall Of Gossip, Sex Advice And Shared Make Up.

If walls could talk.......

We don't want to know, Mad.

You girls have no sense of decorum.

The myth is that men do a lot of lockeroom sex talk.

Fact is only boys (and not very bright ones, either) do that.

Men are much less likely to talk about their sex lives (even with their closest friends) than women.

Seriously girls, you have no shame at all.

 

[Mr. H.]

Travelling with the kids, we'd pull over at a rest stop and hit the bathroom. I'd be taking a leak next to one of my boys and say "hey there, little fella what's your name". LOL the looks I got. After a while the boys wized up and their response was "fuck you old man".

 

[Si modo]

My BF tells me that there are certain things that are just not done in the men's room. He says that's the number one rule.

Men and women are so very different on this.

This is true. The ladies room is the Hall Of Gossip, Sex Advice And Shared Make Up.

If walls could talk.......

We don't want to know, Mad.

You girls have no sense of decorum.

The myth is that men do a lot of lockeroom sex talk.

Fact is only boys (and not very bright ones, either) do that.

Men are much less likely to talk about their sex lives (even with their closest friends) than women.

Seriously girls, you have no shame at all.

It's true that some women talk about sex in that manner. Not all, though, and I certainly don't.

There is plenty of other girl talk and dishing to be done.

 

[Si modo]

Travelling with the kids, we'd pull over at a rest stop and hit the bathroom. I'd be taking a leak next to one of my boys and say "hey there, little fella what's your name". LOL the looks I got. After a while the boys wized up and their response was "fuck you old man".

 

[Madeline]

This is true. The ladies room is the Hall Of Gossip, Sex Advice And Shared Make Up.

If walls could talk.......

We don't want to know, Mad.

You girls have no sense of decorum.

The myth is that men do a lot of lockeroom sex talk.

Fact is only boys (and not very bright ones, either) do that.

Men are much less likely to talk about their sex lives (even with their closest friends) than women.

Seriously girls, you have no shame at all.

It's true that some women talk about sex in that manner. Not all, though, and I certainly don't.

There is plenty of other girl talk and dishing to be done.

I think it best we let them fear that we do, Si.....I dun either, but I could.......I could......

*Laughs*

 

[Mad Scientist]

Dude.. My penis is out right now... Why the fuck are you talking to me???

My usual response is "Aw man, please don't try to talk to me when I have my dcik in my hand!". That usually gets a laugh.

 

[Mad Scientist]

My BF tells me that there are certain things that are just not done in the men's room. He says that's the number one rule.
Men and women are so very different on this.
This is true. The ladies room is the Hall Of Gossip, Sex Advice And Shared Make Up. If walls could talk.......

See, that's the problem with the majority of you wimmen. You love to tell all your secrets and gossip about your husband or boyfriends shortcomings with everyone except the person that matters: Your boyfriend or husband.

You wimmen would go on Oprah and tell the whole world your relationship problems but you won't take one minute to explain it to your significant other. WTF is that all about?

 

[Madeline]

My BF tells me that there are certain things that are just not done in the men's room. He says that's the number one rule.
Men and women are so very different on this.

This is true. The ladies room is the Hall Of Gossip, Sex Advice And Shared Make Up. If walls could talk.......

See, that's the problem with the majority of you wimmen. You love to tell all your secrets and gossip about your husband or boyfriends shortcomings with everyone except the person that matters: Your boyfriend or husband.

You wimmen would go on Oprah and tell the whole world your relationship problems but you won't take one minute to explain it to your significant other. WTF is that all about?

Yanno that blah blah blah sound we make after we say "hunni, can we talk?"

Them's words, Mad Scientist.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Dude..

My penis is out right now...

Why the fuck are you talking to me???

I dont get that either.

 

[Paulie]

Dude..

My penis is out right now...

Why the fuck are you talking to me???

Yes!

Why are men so anti-social?

It's got something to do with our dicks being out at the moment and not wanting to have to acknowledge another dude with HIS dick out at the moment.

You understand, I hope.

 

[Colin]

Dude..

My penis is out right now...

Why the fuck are you talking to me???

Why do you undo five buttons, when one would do?

 

[ekrem]

Maybe there can arise a small misconception.
In public swimming baths men also take shower. There is no problem in seeing other d***.
And like editec said, there is no problem talking to other men at washstand. And if it's a known good-friend he can also talk whilst both urinate.

Were you never camping or barbecuing with friends and you went urinating with a friend?
If we were talking about something then we won't stop talking.

 

[Colin]

We're very sociable in England!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM90lwrz4Og[/ame]

 

[Zander]

I ignore everyone in the john, and get in and out as fast as possibe....period. I piss, wash hands, and leave as quickly as possible. I don't need to increase the amount of time I spend in a room that stinks like piss and shit....