People of the internet!

So. Catzmeow is not new, nor is HH, who seems to be partners with catz.

I suspicious.



Suspicious of how awesome The Greatness that is the Good Reverend is?

Don't be shorteh, I assure you it's all natural!
 
yeah it happened just as i was returning, im not sure about what all went on but from what I gather there was some serious USMB drama :lmao:

An anarchist revolution occurred, and I missed it? Motherfucker.

Wait. Can we still swear here?

it was not an anarchist revolution.

it was just step 1 in a carefully planned operation masterminded by me.
 
Long day at the office. Glad to be home, only to have to clean. Ah what was that saying "I bring home the bacon, and fry it up in a pan, because I'm a woomen"
 
it was not an anarchist revolution.

it was just step 1 in a carefully planned operation masterminded by me.

muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah. Ahem. Got overwhelmed by your genius for a minute there and lapsed into my evil villain cackle.


we will get that sorted out at a later time.

as far as i am concerned, you can roam free for now.
 
I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

I can rub & scrub this old house til it's shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grits
If it's lovin you're likin, I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that's all.
 

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