Pay rise

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    A lesson in the fine art of good negotiating.
    Have your case well prepared - the Mexican maid did!

    The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about
    this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

    She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?

    Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.

    The first is that I iron better than you.

    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?
    Maria: 'Jor husband say so.
    Wife: 'Oh.

    Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
    Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
    Maria: 'Jor husband did.
    Wife: 'Oh..

    Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.
    Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?


    Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.

    Wife: 'So how much do you want?
     

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