Pay dirt

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    A man walks into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter & said, "I'm drawing welfare and hate it. I'd rather find a job".

    The woman behind the counter said, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive a big, black Mercedes. Suits will be provided; meals will be provided. You will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary is $200,000 a year".

    The man gasped, "You're bullshitting me"!!

    The clerk answered, "Yeah, well, you started it".
     
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