I was just finishing up taking my shower and was getting ready to watch a little television and all of the sudden there was a tremendous racket next door. I cringed at the thought of what this was all about, so I pulled on my trunks and threw on my flip-flops and walked out the door. My Lib neighbor was yelling happily at the top of his lungs. I walked over and asked "What are you yelling about?" "Romney picked Paul Ryan!!!" he said breathlessly. I said "So what!" He says "SO WHAT????" "SO WHAAAAAT???" "I can't believe he was stupid enough to pick Paul Fucken Ryan!!! I said "What was so stupid about it?" "Don't you know......he's the guy that came up with that plan to destroy Medicare!!" he said. "I know that Paul Ryan tore Obama a new asshole in front of God and everyone on CSPAN last year" I said. "NO HE DIDN'T!!!" "OBAMA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON THE PLANET!!!" "NOBODY CAN STAND UP TO HIS INTELLECT!!" "Well, he did.....and handed him his lunch in the process." I said. He looked like he was gonna have a melt-down right about then. For good measure I added "You know.....Ryans mother is on Medicare and living in Florida?" "He's probably killed her already......he almost killed mine." he said. "Oh.....your exaggerating." "No I'm not......he wants to kill senior citizens so they can't vote against him!" he said. "Where's your proof?" "Same kind of proof Harry Reid claims proves Romney didn't pay taxes?" I said. "HARRY REID WAS RIGHT. IF ROMNEY WON'T RELEASE HIS TAXES THE SON OF A BITCH MOST LIKELY NEVER PAID TAXES!!!!" "Well, we don't know do we......maybe he's a witch....but we have no proof of that ether" I said. "Why don't we convene a witch-trial and see if he'll float?" "Good idea!!!" he said. "Figures" I said.