Paternity Hanky-Panky

[Flanders]

Instead of television shows glorifying fictional presidents they should produce a soap opera named Who Did Mommy Screw?

I do not know if there is any truth to paternity rumors in high places, but they sure make a better storyline than the rah-rah plots television dishes out.

Obama was programmed by sewer rats; so I tend to believe this one:

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New York Post ad exposes Obama's 'real father'
Posted By Jerome R. Corsi On 09/10/2012 @ 9:10 pm

New York Post ad exposes Obama’s ‘real father’​

This next one begs the question: Was Bill was so repulsed by Hillary he ordered Webb Hubbell to do the dirty work?

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Webb Hubbell: 'No comment' on fathering Chelsea Clinton
Posted By Jerome R. Corsi On 10/14/2015 @ 7:16 pm

Webb Hubbell: ‘No comment’ on fathering Chelsea Clinton​

A Nubian in the fuel supply offers the best plotline for comedy relief because in this case the Nubian is a woman.

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Williams’ mother, Bobbie Ann Williams, is quoted in media accounts describing how, as a prostitute in Little Rock, the then-governor met her while out on a jog. The two became close and shared several intimate encounters, according to those accounts.​

Exclusive–Danney Williams: President Bill Clinton Knows The Truth, I Am His Son; Arkansas Man Demands Paternity Test
by Neil W. McCabe
20 Oct 2016

Exclusive-Danney Williams: President Bill Clinton Knows The Truth, I Am His Son; Arkansas Man Demands Paternity Test - Breitbart​

And how is this for a plot twist?

SILENCED! Bill Clinton’s Alleged Son Danney Wiliams PERMANENTLY BANNED from YouTube
Jim Hoft
Oct 26th, 2016 3:43 pm

SILENCED! Bill Clinton's Alleged Son Danney Wiliams PERMANENTLY BANNED from YouTube​

Finally, it is too late to put the T.J. story to rest one way or the other, but Bubba can set the record straight —— with Hillary’s permission of course:

Viewpoint: Yes, the genetic and historical evidence strongly suggest that Thomas Jefferson fathered at least one child with Sally Hemings.

Viewpoint: No, the DNA testing is inconclusive and, at best, proves only that any of Thomas Jefferson's male relatives could have fathered a child with Sally Hemings.​

Has DNA testing proved that ThomasJefferson fathered at least one child with one of his slaves, Sally Hemings?

Has DNA testing proved that ThomasJefferson fathered at least one child with one of his slaves, Sally Hemings​

 

[Grandma]

Dude, you are so insane.

Why haven't you been forcibly committed yet?

 

[gipper]

Dude, you are so insane.

Why haven't you been forcibly committed yet?

Grandma go back to bed...

 

[Flanders]

Dude, you are so insane.

To Grandma: You gotta be nuttier than an almond farm at harvest time if you believe that Hillary is not oranges and apples.

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Think about how many nuts you can shake out of a fictional TV show with material like this to build on:

Report: Hillary fixer arranged sex for her with men, women
Posted By -NO AUTHOR- On 10/18/2016 @ 3:53 pm

Report: Hillary fixer arranged sex for her with men, women​

You need some serious therapy if you believe that Hillary’s ambition built into a story about sex in the White House will not send the ratings out of sight. The weirder the plot twist the higher the rating.

BILL Clinton’s alleged former mistress has claimed the ex-President told her that he and Hillary had a child to suppress rumours that Hillary is a lesbian.​

‘Hillary Clinton only had a child to look normal’, Bill Clinton's alleged ex-lover claims
By Zoe Efstathiou
03:52, Thu, Oct 27, 2016 | UPDATED: 05:05, Thu, Oct 27, 2016

'Hillary Clinton only had a child to look normal', Bill Clinton's alleged ex-lover claims​

How is this for a cliffhanger that tops Who Shot J.R.?

Former President Bill Clinton is free to spend all of his time getting BJs while the world waits for President Hillary Clinton to come down on the side of oranges or apples?