Parody Songs

[Billo_Really]

 

[Impenitent]

"Walk Like an Egyptian"

Imbedded with the wing nuts
Mr Ailes said I better not fail
Fresh from Fox and the other sluts
Now I'm tellin' Boehner who's goin' to jail

Terror or Terrorism
What is the meaning of "is"
Just gotta prove a fail of socialism
After I wipe off this jizz (oh whey oh)

Goin' under cover to find Benghazi
'tween Cairo and Iraq is my position
Just gotta remember (oh way oh)
To walk like an Egyptian

Ahmed and Hodgii lookin' for romance
Thinking' maybe we's Cairo ho's
We do a little sand dance (0h whey oh)
They fall like dominoes

Hillary thought she was slick
runnin' guns for State
Don'tcha know

She lawyered up and faked sick
But what difference does it make
(0h whey oh, oh whey oh)
Walk like an Egyptian

Obama disinterested and vile
Was in Vegas placing a bet
The frogmarch to the trial
Won't be his only regret

CIA types with their hookah pipes
No different than 0'Reilly
And all his tripe (oh whey oh)
When I walk like an Egyptian

Issa is zeroing in on those Nazis
With endless committee sessions
(tyranny, freedom freedom, Benghazi)
And taking Libyan questions

Life is hard don'tcha know
So strike a pose with your AK
Knowin' them grabbers will run away
Walk like an Egyptian

Conviction will be a slam dunk
Like Sarah Palin they say
(oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
I've already collected African DNA

All the old glyphs on the tombs
Tell of a mummy's curse
And predict a Kenyan's doom
But Obama's fate will be worse

Anxious to get back to Fox and Friends
With lots of cleavage and short skirts
It'll be my pleasure to spread
(oh whey oh) the news again
While I walk like an Egyptian

Walk like an Egyptian

 

[ChrisL]

"Walk Like an Egyptian"

Imbedded with the wing nuts
Mr Ailes said I better not fail
Fresh from Fox and the other sluts
Now I'm tellin' Boehner who's goin' to jail

Terror or Terrorism
What is the meaning of "is"
Just gotta prove a fail of socialism
After I wipe off this jizz (oh whey oh)

Goin' under cover to find Benghazi
'tween Cairo and Iraq is my position
Just gotta remember (oh way oh)
To walk like an Egyptian

Ahmed and Hodgii lookin' for romance
Thinking' maybe we's Cairo ho's
We do a little sand dance (0h whey oh)
They fall like dominoes

Hillary thought she was slick
runnin' guns for State
Don'tcha know

She lawyered up and faked sick
But what difference does it make
(0h whey oh, oh whey oh)
Walk like an Egyptian

Obama disinterested and vile
Was in Vegas placing a bet
The frogmarch to the trial
Won't be his only regret

CIA types with their hookah pipes
No different than 0'Reilly
And all his tripe (oh whey oh)
When I walk like an Egyptian

Issa is zeroing in on those Nazis
With endless committee sessions
(tyranny, freedom freedom, Benghazi)
And taking Libyan questions

Life is hard don'tcha know
So strike a pose with your AK
Knowin' them grabbers will run away
Walk like an Egyptian

Conviction will be a slam dunk
Like Sarah Palin they say
(oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
I've already collected African DNA

All the old glyphs on the tombs
Tell of a mummy's curse
And predict a Kenyan's doom
But Obama's fate will be worse

Anxious to get back to Fox and Friends
With lots of cleavage and short skirts
It'll be my pleasure to spread
(oh whey oh) the news again
While I walk like an Egyptian

Walk like an Egyptian

Do you make up these lyrics yourself? You should post the video too so that people can put the lyrics to the music.

 

[Impenitent]

I

"Walk Like an Egyptian"

Imbedded with the wing nuts
Mr Ailes said I better not fail
Fresh from Fox and the other sluts
Now I'm tellin' Boehner who's goin' to jail

Terror or Terrorism
What is the meaning of "is"
Just gotta prove a fail of socialism
After I wipe off this jizz (oh whey oh)

Goin' under cover to find Benghazi
'tween Cairo and Iraq is my position
Just gotta remember (oh way oh)
To walk like an Egyptian

Ahmed and Hodgii lookin' for romance
Thinking' maybe we's Cairo ho's
We do a little sand dance (0h whey oh)
They fall like dominoes

Hillary thought she was slick
runnin' guns for State
Don'tcha know

She lawyered up and faked sick
But what difference does it make
(0h whey oh, oh whey oh)
Walk like an Egyptian

Obama disinterested and vile
Was in Vegas placing a bet
The frogmarch to the trial
Won't be his only regret

CIA types with their hookah pipes
No different than 0'Reilly
And all his tripe (oh whey oh)
When I walk like an Egyptian

Issa is zeroing in on those Nazis
With endless committee sessions
(tyranny, freedom freedom, Benghazi)
And taking Libyan questions

Life is hard don'tcha know
So strike a pose with your AK
Knowin' them grabbers will run away
Walk like an Egyptian

Conviction will be a slam dunk
Like Sarah Palin they say
(oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
I've already collected African DNA

All the old glyphs on the tombs
Tell of a mummy's curse
And predict a Kenyan's doom
But Obama's fate will be worse

Anxious to get back to Fox and Friends
With lots of cleavage and short skirts
It'll be my pleasure to spread
(oh whey oh) the news again
While I walk like an Egyptian

Walk like an Egyptian

Do you make up these lyrics yourself? You should post the video too so that people can put the lyrics to the music.

I write the lyrics and try to follow the original tune, but I can't sing at all, or play any music, so a video would look pretty silly. I try to stick with well known songs that everybody has rattling around in their heads. Usually have extreme right lyrics, sometimes extreme left., but it's always exaggerated to make it more interesting. Have a lot of Obama songs, and a lot of Romney stuff. Sure wish he was running again! He's easy to mock!

 

[ChrisL]

I

"Walk Like an Egyptian"

Imbedded with the wing nuts
Mr Ailes said I better not fail
Fresh from Fox and the other sluts
Now I'm tellin' Boehner who's goin' to jail

Terror or Terrorism
What is the meaning of "is"
Just gotta prove a fail of socialism
After I wipe off this jizz (oh whey oh)

Goin' under cover to find Benghazi
'tween Cairo and Iraq is my position
Just gotta remember (oh way oh)
To walk like an Egyptian

Ahmed and Hodgii lookin' for romance
Thinking' maybe we's Cairo ho's
We do a little sand dance (0h whey oh)
They fall like dominoes

Hillary thought she was slick
runnin' guns for State
Don'tcha know

She lawyered up and faked sick
But what difference does it make
(0h whey oh, oh whey oh)
Walk like an Egyptian

Obama disinterested and vile
Was in Vegas placing a bet
The frogmarch to the trial
Won't be his only regret

CIA types with their hookah pipes
No different than 0'Reilly
And all his tripe (oh whey oh)
When I walk like an Egyptian

Issa is zeroing in on those Nazis
With endless committee sessions
(tyranny, freedom freedom, Benghazi)
And taking Libyan questions

Life is hard don'tcha know
So strike a pose with your AK
Knowin' them grabbers will run away
Walk like an Egyptian

Conviction will be a slam dunk
Like Sarah Palin they say
(oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
I've already collected African DNA

All the old glyphs on the tombs
Tell of a mummy's curse
And predict a Kenyan's doom
But Obama's fate will be worse

Anxious to get back to Fox and Friends
With lots of cleavage and short skirts
It'll be my pleasure to spread
(oh whey oh) the news again
While I walk like an Egyptian

Walk like an Egyptian

Do you make up these lyrics yourself? You should post the video too so that people can put the lyrics to the music.

I write the lyrics and try to follow the original tune, but I can't sing at all, or play any music, so a video would look pretty silly. I try to stick with well known songs that everybody has rattling around in their heads. Usually have extreme right lyrics, sometimes extreme left., but it's always exaggerated to make it more interesting. Have a lot of Obama songs, and a lot of Romney stuff. Sure wish he was running again! He's easy to mock!

No, I mean just post the original song. Of course, I don't expect you to make your own video.

 

[Impenitent]

I

"Walk Like an Egyptian"

Imbedded with the wing nuts
Mr Ailes said I better not fail
Fresh from Fox and the other sluts
Now I'm tellin' Boehner who's goin' to jail

Terror or Terrorism
What is the meaning of "is"
Just gotta prove a fail of socialism
After I wipe off this jizz (oh whey oh)

Goin' under cover to find Benghazi
'tween Cairo and Iraq is my position
Just gotta remember (oh way oh)
To walk like an Egyptian

Ahmed and Hodgii lookin' for romance
Thinking' maybe we's Cairo ho's
We do a little sand dance (0h whey oh)
They fall like dominoes

Hillary thought she was slick
runnin' guns for State
Don'tcha know

She lawyered up and faked sick
But what difference does it make
(0h whey oh, oh whey oh)
Walk like an Egyptian

Obama disinterested and vile
Was in Vegas placing a bet
The frogmarch to the trial
Won't be his only regret

CIA types with their hookah pipes
No different than 0'Reilly
And all his tripe (oh whey oh)
When I walk like an Egyptian

Issa is zeroing in on those Nazis
With endless committee sessions
(tyranny, freedom freedom, Benghazi)
And taking Libyan questions

Life is hard don'tcha know
So strike a pose with your AK
Knowin' them grabbers will run away
Walk like an Egyptian

Conviction will be a slam dunk
Like Sarah Palin they say
(oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
I've already collected African DNA

All the old glyphs on the tombs
Tell of a mummy's curse
And predict a Kenyan's doom
But Obama's fate will be worse

Anxious to get back to Fox and Friends
With lots of cleavage and short skirts
It'll be my pleasure to spread
(oh whey oh) the news again
While I walk like an Egyptian

Walk like an Egyptian

Do you make up these lyrics yourself? You should post the video too so that people can put the lyrics to the music.

I write the lyrics and try to follow the original tune, but I can't sing at all, or play any music, so a video would look pretty silly. I try to stick with well known songs that everybody has rattling around in their heads. Usually have extreme right lyrics, sometimes extreme left., but it's always exaggerated to make it more interesting. Have a lot of Obama songs, and a lot of Romney stuff. Sure wish he was running again! He's easy to mock!

No, I mean just post the original song. Of course, I don't expect you to make your own video.

Yeah sometimes I post a link, sometimes not. Generally,the more I change the original, the more the reader needs the link to keep time. If I keep some original lyrics, the reader has less trouble.

Here's Walk like an Egyptian:

 

[ChrisL]

I

"Walk Like an Egyptian"

Imbedded with the wing nuts
Mr Ailes said I better not fail
Fresh from Fox and the other sluts
Now I'm tellin' Boehner who's goin' to jail

Terror or Terrorism
What is the meaning of "is"
Just gotta prove a fail of socialism
After I wipe off this jizz (oh whey oh)

Goin' under cover to find Benghazi
'tween Cairo and Iraq is my position
Just gotta remember (oh way oh)
To walk like an Egyptian

Ahmed and Hodgii lookin' for romance
Thinking' maybe we's Cairo ho's
We do a little sand dance (0h whey oh)
They fall like dominoes

Hillary thought she was slick
runnin' guns for State
Don'tcha know

She lawyered up and faked sick
But what difference does it make
(0h whey oh, oh whey oh)
Walk like an Egyptian

Obama disinterested and vile
Was in Vegas placing a bet
The frogmarch to the trial
Won't be his only regret

CIA types with their hookah pipes
No different than 0'Reilly
And all his tripe (oh whey oh)
When I walk like an Egyptian

Issa is zeroing in on those Nazis
With endless committee sessions
(tyranny, freedom freedom, Benghazi)
And taking Libyan questions

Life is hard don'tcha know
So strike a pose with your AK
Knowin' them grabbers will run away
Walk like an Egyptian

Conviction will be a slam dunk
Like Sarah Palin they say
(oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
I've already collected African DNA

All the old glyphs on the tombs
Tell of a mummy's curse
And predict a Kenyan's doom
But Obama's fate will be worse

Anxious to get back to Fox and Friends
With lots of cleavage and short skirts
It'll be my pleasure to spread
(oh whey oh) the news again
While I walk like an Egyptian

Walk like an Egyptian

Do you make up these lyrics yourself? You should post the video too so that people can put the lyrics to the music.

I write the lyrics and try to follow the original tune, but I can't sing at all, or play any music, so a video would look pretty silly. I try to stick with well known songs that everybody has rattling around in their heads. Usually have extreme right lyrics, sometimes extreme left., but it's always exaggerated to make it more interesting. Have a lot of Obama songs, and a lot of Romney stuff. Sure wish he was running again! He's easy to mock!

No, I mean just post the original song. Of course, I don't expect you to make your own video.

Yeah sometimes I post a link, sometimes not. Generally,the more I change the original, the more the reader needs the link to keep time. If I keep some original lyrics, the reader has less trouble.

Here's Walk like an Egyptian:

Lol! Funny! I'm familiar with the song, but I find it easier to hear the music while I read the lyrics for them to fit.

 

[Impenitent]

"When You Were Our Man"
(When I Was Your Man)
Bruno Mars

Same government but it feels just a little bit bigger now
Rush on the radio but he don't sound the same
When my friends talk about you, all it does is just tear me down
Cause my heart breaks a little when I hear your name

It all just sounds like oooooh…
Mmm, too young, too dumb to realize
That you should have been wielding Presidential powers
Ann holding your hand
I should have given you all my hours
Instead of campaigning Libertarian
I shouldn't have voted 3rd party
But I was in a libertarian trance
Now my country's trancing
But it's trancing with another man

My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good severe conservative like you to lose the race
Now I never, never get to clean up the mess I made, ohh…
And it haunts me every time I close my eyes

It all just sounds like oooooh…
Mmm, too young, too dumb to realize
That you should have been wielding Presidential powers
Ann holding your hand
I should have given you all my hours
Instead of campaigning Libertarian
I shouldn't have voted 3rd party
But I was in a libertarian trance
Now my country's trancing
But it's trancing with another man

Although it hurts
I'll be the first to say that I was wrong
Oh, I know I'm actually much too late
To try and rectify my mistakes
But I just want you to know

I hope he loses his powers
I hope he overplays his hand
On vacation all his hours
And at every chance
A member of the communist party
Cause I see how those innocent people are under his trance
I wish I did all the things I should have done
When you were our man
Did all the things I should have done
When you were our man

 

[ChrisL]

 

[Snouter]

 

[Vandalshandle]

 

[Delta4Embassy]

"Church Congregation: [singing] Now is a time of great decision/Are we to stay or up and quit?/There's no avoiding this conclusion/Our town is turning into shit."

"Blazing Saddles" opening church hymn. My Mom was walking through when it was playing and she stopped and asked, "What'd they say?"

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

 

[Impenitent]

The Immigrant Song

We come to the land of the ice and snow
Across the Rio Grande dodging Minutemen and Border Patrol

Our Armies drumming, our guitars strumming
To reclaim the land of our ancestors, Montezuma, I am coming

On we sweep, following the harvest North
Anglos bow and weep, as our millions teem forth

We come to the land of the ice and snow
Where the corn grows high and the cold springs flow

Your crops so green, fruit so sweet
Can whisper tales of gore, of how we reap
Vengeance for our greatest disaster
We will be your slave masters

On we sweep, following the harvest North
Anglos bow and weep, as our millions teem forth

S-so now you better stop and rebuild all your ruins
for peace and trust can win the day despite of all you're losin'

 

[Bonzi]

I like Weird Al's Alternative Polka

 

[Bonzi]

You have to be pretty old to know or get this one......

 

[ChrisL]

 

[Vandalshandle]