Parking Tickets and the Retired

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  1. 007
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    Parking tickets and the retired



    The other day I went downtown to run a few errands and buy my wife some jewelry. I went into the local Jewelry store. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo'. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08'. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
     
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    Cute story. Total lie.
    Tere's an unwritten law now: no cars with Obama stickers can get citations, for anything.
    I run a red light, and crush you when you are in the middle of the crosswalk, and keep driving.
    The cops will let me off without so much as a warning.
    Parking tickest are for cars with McCain stickers, and the non- affiliated.
    Put an Obama sticker on your car and you can do anyting, park anywhere, violate all traffic laws.
    Try it.
     
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