Pardoned White House Turkey Defects to ISIS!

[Mad Scientist]

From the DuffleBlog:

Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senior U.S. officials are literally calling “fowl” after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS.

Popcorn the Turkey, now calling himself Babakurn al-Turki, was pardoned from the dinner table only yesterday by President Obama in a public ceremony at the White House. Normally the pardoned bird is sent along with its competitor to live out its remaining days at Morven Park’s Turkey Hill in Leesburg, Virginia.

However, U.S. officials have now admitted that al-Turki instead hijacked an Osprey out of Andrews Air Force Base in nearby Maryland and flew like a bat out of hell to Syria.

 

[Roadrunner]

From the DuffleBlog:

Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senior U.S. officials are literally calling “fowl” after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS.

Popcorn the Turkey, now calling himself Babakurn al-Turki, was pardoned from the dinner table only yesterday by President Obama in a public ceremony at the White House. Normally the pardoned bird is sent along with its competitor to live out its remaining days at Morven Park’s Turkey Hill in Leesburg, Virginia.

However, U.S. officials have now admitted that al-Turki instead hijacked an Osprey out of Andrews Air Force Base in nearby Maryland and flew like a bat out of hell to Syria.

Wait until he finds out the Koran allows bestiality.

 

[Moonglow]

From the DuffleBlog:

Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senior U.S. officials are literally calling “fowl” after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS.

Popcorn the Turkey, now calling himself Babakurn al-Turki, was pardoned from the dinner table only yesterday by President Obama in a public ceremony at the White House. Normally the pardoned bird is sent along with its competitor to live out its remaining days at Morven Park’s Turkey Hill in Leesburg, Virginia.

However, U.S. officials have now admitted that al-Turki instead hijacked an Osprey out of Andrews Air Force Base in nearby Maryland and flew like a bat out of hell to Syria.

Wait until he finds out the Koran allows bestiality.

They will fuck the turkey then eat him....

 

[Sunni Man]

Wait until he finds out the Koran allows bestiality.

If that was true......you would have already become a muslim. .....

 

[Roadrunner]

From the DuffleBlog:

Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senior U.S. officials are literally calling “fowl” after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS.

Popcorn the Turkey, now calling himself Babakurn al-Turki, was pardoned from the dinner table only yesterday by President Obama in a public ceremony at the White House. Normally the pardoned bird is sent along with its competitor to live out its remaining days at Morven Park’s Turkey Hill in Leesburg, Virginia.

However, U.S. officials have now admitted that al-Turki instead hijacked an Osprey out of Andrews Air Force Base in nearby Maryland and flew like a bat out of hell to Syria.

Wait until he finds out the Koran allows bestiality.

They will fuck the turkey then eat him....

You don't know jackshit about the Holy Koran,, smartass.

They will fuck the turkey, and sell it to the next village to eat.

; - )

 

[Roadrunner]

Wait until he finds out the Koran allows bestiality.

If that was true......you would have already become a muslim. .....

STFU, you sheep fucking Sunni.

 

[Moonglow]

From the DuffleBlog:

Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senior U.S. officials are literally calling “fowl” after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS.

Popcorn the Turkey, now calling himself Babakurn al-Turki, was pardoned from the dinner table only yesterday by President Obama in a public ceremony at the White House. Normally the pardoned bird is sent along with its competitor to live out its remaining days at Morven Park’s Turkey Hill in Leesburg, Virginia.

However, U.S. officials have now admitted that al-Turki instead hijacked an Osprey out of Andrews Air Force Base in nearby Maryland and flew like a bat out of hell to Syria.

Wait until he finds out the Koran allows bestiality.

They will fuck the turkey then eat him....

You don't know jackshit about the Holy Koran,, smartass.

They will fuck the turkey, and sell it to the next village to eat.

; - )

Seems rather heartless..........

 

[irosie91]

From the DuffleBlog:

Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senior U.S. officials are literally calling “fowl” after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS.

Popcorn the Turkey, now calling himself Babakurn al-Turki, was pardoned from the dinner table only yesterday by President Obama in a public ceremony at the White House. Normally the pardoned bird is sent along with its competitor to live out its remaining days at Morven Park’s Turkey Hill in Leesburg, Virginia.

However, U.S. officials have now admitted that al-Turki instead hijacked an Osprey out of Andrews Air Force Base in nearby Maryland and flew like a bat out of hell to Syria.

Wait until he finds out the Koran allows bestiality.

They will fuck the turkey then eat him....

You don't know jackshit about the Holy Koran,, smartass.

They will fuck the turkey, and sell it to the next village to eat.

; - )

Turkeys are very combative. Sheep are very cooperative

 

[mdk]

This is troubling news indeed if they find a way to weaponize Tryptophan.

 

[irosie91]

This is troubling news indeed if they find a way to weaponize Tryptophan.

nice as it is------it actually does not induce anesthesia---
its soporific effects have been exagerrated

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

This is troubling news indeed if they find a way to weaponize Tryptophan.

nice as it is------it actually does not induce anesthesia---
its soporific effects have been exagerrated

Yep. It's the whole stuffing your face until you have to unbutton your pants that causes it.

 

[irosie91]

This is troubling news indeed if they find a way to weaponize Tryptophan.

nice as it is------it actually does not induce anesthesia---
its soporific effects have been exagerrated

Yep. It's the whole stuffing your face until you have to unbutton your pants that causes it.

that and the demands of Etiquette-----them thar bottles
brought along as hostess gifts are------supposed to be
opened

 

[mdk]

This is troubling news indeed if they find a way to weaponize Tryptophan.

nice as it is------it actually does not induce anesthesia---
its soporific effects have been exagerrated

I know, it is more about the booze and carbs that make you tired but it wouldn't have ruined the joke. lol

 

[irosie91]

This is troubling news indeed if they find a way to weaponize Tryptophan.

nice as it is------it actually does not induce anesthesia---
its soporific effects have been exagerrated

I know, it is more about the booze and carbs that make you tired but it wouldn't have ruined the joke. lol

Jokes is like good literature and---good plays-----you gotta
be able to -----SUSPEND DISBELIEF-------and look for the
damned theme