Para Joke!

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    A Royal Marine in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ''Wanna hear a Para joke?''

    The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6 foot tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a Para.

    The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a Para. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a Para. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''

    The Marine raises one eyebrow, rolls up his sleeves and says ...................., ''Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.''


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