Paper Scissors Rock

[PoliticalChic]

I understand how scissors can beat paper…and I get how rock can
beat scissors…but there’s no way paper can beat rock!!!
Paper is supposed to be magically wrapped around rock leaving it
immobile??
Why can’t paper do this to scissors??
Screw scissors…why can’t paper do this to people?
Why aren’t college-ruled notebook paper sheets constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take class notes?
I’ll tell you why: ‘cause paper can’t beat anybody!
A rock would tear it up in two seconds!
When I play paper-rock-scissors I always choose rock.
Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their
paper, I can punch them in the face with my already-clenched
fist, and say ‘oh, sorry, I thought paper would protect you!’
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[niteowl]

Let's play chess...

 

[hortysir]

I play 'dynamite'

 

[zzzz]

After all it began in the ancient kingdom.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Confucius

 

[PoliticalChic]

After all it began in the ancient kingdom.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Confucius

Sooooo......you're thinkin ' that the Chinese set us up by tricking us into believing that paper could beat rocks and scissors....
hmmmmmmm...........


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Always remember...the longest journey begins with a cash advance.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Let's play chess...

So...an Iranian game!!??

I see where your loyalties lay.

 

[Sherry]

I play 'dynamite'

 

[Amelia]

I play 'dynamite'

mother of the chief of the village

I dare you to dynamite her!

 

[Sunni Man]

NE Patriots are like the rock.

NY Giants are the paper.

In a couple of hours they will be shredded paper.

 

[PoliticalChic]

NE Patriots are like the rock.

NY Giants are the paper.

In a couple of hours they will be shredded paper.

Oh, yeah???

Nine to three right now....

....should I wear my red and blue pumps to the big parade, or
the sweatshirt with the NY logo....??

Decisions, decisions.....

 

[Sunni Man]

NE Patriots are like the rock.

NY Giants are the paper.

In a couple of hours they will be shredded paper.

Oh, yeah???

Nine to three right now....

....should I wear my red and blue pumps to the big parade, or
the sweatshirt with the NY logo....??

Decisions, decisions.....

Sackcloth and ashes would be more appropriate wear for NY Giants fans in a couple of hours.

 

[zzzz]

NE Patriots are like the rock.

NY Giants are the paper.

In a couple of hours they will be shredded paper.

I guess that proves it.

Paper traps/covers rock. The rock becomes immobile and is defeated.

 

[Sunni Man]

....should I wear my red and blue pumps to the big parade, or
the sweatshirt with the NY logo....??

Decisions, decisions.....

Why not wear both my Dear.................You will look stunning!!

btw Congratulations...........