Palesteenian Suicide Bomber Virgin Scheduler

[JStone]

If you meet the standards for martyrdom [low IQ, low self esteem, high level of ignorance and barbarism, nothing in life to live for and follower of the religion of peace] and qualify as a prospective martyr, prior to dying in jihad as a shaheed martyr, if you'd like to make an appointment with a virgin in paradise, please press the following after shouting ALLAHU AKBAR!

For Fatima, press 1 bomb
For Amsah, press 2 bombs
For Dalal, press 3 bombs
For Fahimah, press 4 bombs
For Habibah, press 5 bombs