A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
summer, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman and started
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of
the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to
do.
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"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
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Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
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The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and
everything she would need was in the garage.
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The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
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He responded, "That's a bit cynical, don't you think?"
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The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
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Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
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"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
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"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
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Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and
handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
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"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
Before I get nasty notes from all the blonde-haired women on this board, I'm a blonde too. I don't care about the jokes because blondes have more fun! It's worth it.
summer, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman and started
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of
the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to
do.
>>>>
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
>>>>
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
>>>>
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and
everything she would need was in the garage.
>>>>
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
>>>>
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, don't you think?"
>>>>
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
>>>>
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>>>>
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
>>>>
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
>>>>
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and
handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
>>>>
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
Before I get nasty notes from all the blonde-haired women on this board, I'm a blonde too. I don't care about the jokes because blondes have more fun! It's worth it.
