Paint the Porch

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  1. PoliticalChic

    PoliticalChic Diamond Member

    Oct 6, 2008
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    Brooklyn, NY
    A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
    summer, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman and started
    canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of
    the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to
    "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
    much will you charge me?"
    Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
    The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and
    everything she would need was in the garage.
    The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, don't you think?"
    The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
    those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
    Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
    "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
    "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
    two coats."
    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and
    handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
    "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

    Before I get nasty notes from all the blonde-haired women on this board, I'm a blonde too. I don't care about the jokes because blondes have more fun! It's worth it.

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