Paint the Porch

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    A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
    summer, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman and started
    canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of
    the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to
    do.
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    "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
    much will you charge me?"
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    Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
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    The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and
    everything she would need was in the garage.
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    The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
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    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, don't you think?"
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    The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
    those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
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    Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
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    "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
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    "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
    two coats."
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    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and
    handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
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    "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

    Before I get nasty notes from all the blonde-haired women on this board, I'm a blonde too. I don't care about the jokes because blondes have more fun! It's worth it.
     

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