Pain in the Ass

Discussion in 'Afghanistan' started by Bootneck, Apr 30, 2009.

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    We'd often wondered how long it would be before militants recruited livestock into the ranks of their suicide bombers. Now it's happened. Yet another lethal hazard to add to the joys of patrol in Afghanistan!

     
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    This is actually good news. Most PETA members are militants. Once they hear that animals are being harmed, they'll fly to Afghanistan and take out all the terrorists.
     
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    i guess all the good veterans "retired"
     
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    I'd like a cow blown up near me...maybe I could get a nice filet mignon medium rare out of it.
     
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    They will fucking go OFF on their asses!!!
     
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    Here they are crying over dead trees. Imagine how they'll react with a dead ass!

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    Maybe we should arm ourselves with pigs.
    It's two weapons in one, potential swine flu and pigs blood.
     
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    Seems you guys have completely missed the seriousness of this. Levity aside, this is a huge fucking problem.
     
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    Why is it any more of a problem then roadside mines? Which are a problem.
     
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    Yes, roadside mines are a problem. IED's are a problem. A village filled with combatants armed with kalishnakovs is a problem. Now we have to worry about random animals, which are fucking everywhere, that could just explode. If this continues, we will be forced to shoot every animal that comes near an RDT or routine patrol. These animals are the livelihood of some of these people. Pissing off a populace that likes us being there is not a good thing. There are many sides to this problem that make it worse than it seems.
     

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