P**** Description Would Get You on Arizona Presidential Ballot - Birfer Bill

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    According to the Arizona nutters, a short-form birth certificate doesn't work but a certificate of circumcision is OK.

    Arizona's Senate-Approved Birther Bill Could Force Presidential Candidates to Provide Documentation Describing What Their Penis Looks Like to Get on Ballot - Phoenix News - Valley Fever

    :lol:

    Outstanding, birfers.

    :thup:
     
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    EDITED - I had posted the wrong link. Here is the bill.

    http://www.azleg.gov//FormatDocument.asp?inDoc=/legtext/50leg/1r/bills/hb2177s.htm&Session_ID=102

    Note it doesn't say "other documentary evidence created shortly after birth," as I had put originally. My mistake. Sorry.

    Thanks to World Watcher.
     
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    And that's supposed to make them look less nutty? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Oh, man, this is good stuff. This is going to be a great election season.
     
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    You honestly think that a short form BC wouldnt work here?
     
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    Toro,

    Your link and the text in the OP are from the CFR not the Arizona bill.


    The bill can be reviewed here -->> Format Document


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    Who cares?
     
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    I really hope you are right. There have been a few birfer bills that have essentially said a short form is OK. But after watching the AZ debate from afar, that doesn't seem to be the intent of the legislators.
     
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    Am I the only one that saw the thread title and thought "pussy" and not "penis"?
     
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    That link says the bill STARTS on the next page!!!!!!!!

    Format Document

    Senate Engrossed
    · Requires candidates for office to include in an affidavit to either the Secretary of State (SOS) or the appropriate local government, references to and attachment of all necessary documentation that show they are qualified at the time of the election to hold the office sought.
    Presidential Candidates
    · Directs the national political party committee to provide the SOS written notice of a party’s nomination of its candidates for President and Vice-President.
    · Requires the national political party committee to submit an affidavit of the presidential candidate stating their citizenship and age with attached documents that prove the candidate meets the Constitutional requirements for office.
    · States that the affidavit must contain the following:
    Ø Certified copy of the presidential candidate’s long form birth certificate including at least:
    · Date and place of birth.
    · Name of the hospital and attending physician, if applicable.
    · Signatures of any witnesses in attendance.
    Ø Sworn statement that identifies the candidate’s places of residence in the United States for fourteen years.
    · Allows a presidential candidate to attach two or more of the following documents, if they do not have a long form birth certificate, if the candidate swears to the validity and authenticity of the documents, and if the documents contain enough information for the SOS to determine if the candidate meets the Constitutional requirements for office:
    Ø An early baptismal or circumcision certificate.
    Ø A hospital birth record.
    Ø A postpartum medical record for the mother or child that is signed by the doctor, midwife or person who delivered or examined the child after birth.
    Ø An early census record.
    · States that a presidential candidate may additionally submit a notarized affidavit from two or more persons who witnessed the candidate’s birth.
     
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    No I did as well. Shows you were our minds are at....Oh well, better than thinking about Penis.
     

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