Our Poiltics Are Different

[gettingold]

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.

A progressive won't laugh or pass it on. Sometimes truth hurts to much.

 

[Truthmatters]

No one wants your fucking guns

 

[rightwinger]

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.

Never seen anyone other than PETA trying to ban meat

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is homosexual, he hides the fact and takes anti-homosexual stands. If a progressive is homosexual he demands respect from the legislature. It is conservatives pushing laws to desriminate against gays

 

[Avatar4321]

No one wants your fucking guns

No, they just don't want him to have his guns either.

To pretend otherwise is to ignore 50+ years of Democrat policy.

 

[rightwinger]

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative is a believer he protests anyone trying to force their non-christian views on him (especially those foreign religions)

If a progressive is a non-believer, he stands up to government trying to force religious views on him and his children and insists on separation of church and state

 

[topspin]

and we see there are plenty of conservative simpletons here.

 

[Woyzeck]

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.

Who wants this, PETA? I don't recall any leftists who want meat products banned outright.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

No no, if a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life while his colleagues vote to outlaw gay marriage.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.

No one advocates shutting Hannity down anymore than Olbermann.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

You forget to mention the fact that if a conservative is a believer, he wants it legislated into the country.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.

A progressive won't laugh or pass it on. Sometimes truth hurts to much.

Oh, a chain e-mail. That provides no citations, but merely acts to reach out to emotions through wordplay. Yeah, it's full of crap. By the way, the one about the Nigerian prince is a big lie too.

 

[Sky Dancer]

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.

A progressive won't laugh or pass it on. Sometimes truth hurts to much.

This is an entertaining stereotype with conservative bias. Put on a pair of shoes. It works a whole lot better than trying to cover the earth with leather.

 

[MaggieMae]

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.

A progressive won't laugh or pass it on. Sometimes truth hurts to much.

 

[MaggieMae]

No one wants your fucking guns

No, they just don't want him to have his guns either.

To pretend otherwise is to ignore 50+ years of Democrat policy.

If you're not planning on shooting up my neighborhood, you can have your guns. THAT'S the issue, period. Why you people always make it a "right," which is purely ideologically driven, is a mystery.

 

[Mad Scientist]

No one wants your fucking guns

You just proved his point.

 

[Truthmatters]

No one wants your fucking guns

No, they just don't want him to have his guns either.

To pretend otherwise is to ignore 50+ years of Democrat policy.

No one is campaigning on taking anyones guns, no laws in are progress.

You people make shit up to spew hate.

 

[topspin]

conservatives don't like science
conservatives believe in cartoons as a way of life
conservatards love high murder rates
you missed a few simpleton

 

[Mr Natural]

I have a few minutes on my hands, allow this Democrat/Liberal/Progressive disect this baloney.

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If you want a gun, buy a gun. I don't care.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.

I love meat.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

Every citizen deserves to be treated equally and with the same respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.

A loser is a loser regardless of political affiliations.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Progressives demand that those they don't like be shut down.

I love conservative talk show hosts. Especially that Beck character.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

I observe the 11th Commandment: Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.

In a country as rich as ours, everyone dserves access to quality healthcare wiothout going broke in the process.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.

A progressive won't laugh or pass it on. Sometimes truth hurts to much.

My friends, conservative or liberal would find this lame.

 

[gettingold]

No one wants your fucking guns

No, they just don't want him to have his guns either.

To pretend otherwise is to ignore 50+ years of Democrat policy.

No one is campaigning on taking anyones guns, no laws in are progress.

You people make shit up to spew hate.

you live in a damn cave or what?

speaking of shit- what's hillary doing???????????


While you were watching the oil spill, the New York failed terrorist bombing and other critical crises, Hillary Clinton signed the small arms treaty with the UN.
OBAMA FINDS LEGAL WAY AROUND THE 2ND AMENDMENT AND USES IT. IF THIS PASSES, THERE COULD BE WAR
On Wednesday Obama Took the First Major Step in a Plan to Ban All Firearms in the United States
On Wednesday the Obama administration took its first major step in a plan to ban all firearms in the United States. The Obama administration intends to force gun control and a complete ban on all weapons for US citizens through the signing of international treaties with foreign nations. By signing international treaties on gun control, the Obama administration can use the US State Department to bypass the normal legislative process in Congress. Once the US Government signs these international treaties, all US citizens will be subject to those gun laws created by foreign governments



nothing happening with guns? right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MaggieMae]

No, they just don't want him to have his guns either.

To pretend otherwise is to ignore 50+ years of Democrat policy.

No one is campaigning on taking anyones guns, no laws in are progress.

You people make shit up to spew hate.

you live in a damn cave or what?

speaking of shit- what's hillary doing???????????


While you were watching the oil spill, the New York failed terrorist bombing and other critical crises, Hillary Clinton signed the small arms treaty with the UN.
OBAMA FINDS LEGAL WAY AROUND THE 2ND AMENDMENT AND USES IT. IF THIS PASSES, THERE COULD BE WAR
On Wednesday Obama Took the First Major Step in a Plan to Ban All Firearms in the United States
On Wednesday the Obama administration took its first major step in a plan to ban all firearms in the United States. The Obama administration intends to force gun control and a complete ban on all weapons for US citizens through the signing of international treaties with foreign nations. By signing international treaties on gun control, the Obama administration can use the US State Department to bypass the normal legislative process in Congress. Once the US Government signs these international treaties, all US citizens will be subject to those gun laws created by foreign governments



nothing happening with guns? right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's your link to that biased piece of shit? Nevermind: If you saw it on the Internet, it must be true.

International Gun Ban Treaty? | FactCheck.org
Much of what this e-mail claims is simply false. A "complete ban on all weapons for US citizens" isn’t possible under our Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, which held just last year that:

Read more at the S.O.U.R.C.E.D link, dummy.

 

[rightwinger]

On Wednesday Obama Took the First Major Step in a Plan to Ban All Firearms in the United States
On Wednesday the Obama administration took its first major step in a plan to ban all firearms in the United States. The Obama administration intends to force gun control and a complete ban on all weapons for US citizens through the signing of international treaties with foreign nations. By signing international treaties on gun control, the Obama administration can use the US State Department to bypass the normal legislative process in Congress. Once the US Government signs these international treaties, all US citizens will be subject to those gun laws created by foreign governments

Obama's gunna take your guns!

Obama's gunna take your guns!

Everbody scream and shout..
everybody run about

Obama's gunna take your guns

 

[RDD_1210]

To flip the script. How about this...

Conservatives are for freedoms, as long as it's their freedom and not yours.
Conservatives want the government out of our lives, unless it's a womans uterus or a gay persons marriage....
Conservatives want less spending, unless it's for war, then spending shouldn't be constrained.

 

[gettingold]

No one is campaigning on taking anyones guns, no laws in are progress.

You people make shit up to spew hate.

you live in a damn cave or what?

speaking of shit- what's hillary doing???????????


While you were watching the oil spill, the New York failed terrorist bombing and other critical crises, Hillary Clinton signed the small arms treaty with the UN.
OBAMA FINDS LEGAL WAY AROUND THE 2ND AMENDMENT AND USES IT. IF THIS PASSES, THERE COULD BE WAR
On Wednesday Obama Took the First Major Step in a Plan to Ban All Firearms in the United States
On Wednesday the Obama administration took its first major step in a plan to ban all firearms in the United States. The Obama administration intends to force gun control and a complete ban on all weapons for US citizens through the signing of international treaties with foreign nations. By signing international treaties on gun control, the Obama administration can use the US State Department to bypass the normal legislative process in Congress. Once the US Government signs these international treaties, all US citizens will be subject to those gun laws created by foreign governments



nothing happening with guns? right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's your link to that biased piece of shit? Nevermind: If you saw it on the Internet, it must be true.

International Gun Ban Treaty? | FactCheck.org
Much of what this e-mail claims is simply false. A "complete ban on all weapons for US citizens" isn’t possible under our Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, which held just last year that:

Read more at the S.O.U.R.C.E.D link, dummy.

the treaty itself you dumbass
direct interventions could include restrictions on the carrying of different
kinds of weapons, targeted policing for the search and seizure of firearms, so-called
gun-free zones established by public authorities and communities in defined
geographic areas, restrictions on the availability of alcohol in high-violence areas,
and weapons-for-development activities.


ODS HOME PAGE

try page 15- have someone read it to you

 

[Madeline]

Okie dokie, then let's discuss guns. Hate them, wish no one had one, envy the UK....and am a conservative. Just like Jim Brady, Ronald Regan and others. One does not have to be a kool aid drinking conservative to realize living in groups is more dangerous if everyone and his brother has a weapon. Yanno, sometimes the gun nuts are wrong.

In January 1994, the National Rifle Association declared: "When Bill Clinton signed the Brady bill into law on November 30, a drop of blood dripped from the finger of the sovereign American citizen ... The executioner's tool is the Brady bill - now the Brady law ... [T]hey'll go house to house, kicking in the law-abiding gun owners' doors." (NRA, "Line Up and Shut Up. Face Forward. Stay in Line. Last Name First," American Rifleman 32, January 1994)

Brady Handgun Violence Prevention Act - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence

If you are a conservative, you worship Big Business and the wealthy.
If you are progressive, you see the value of hard work and small businesses.