<center><h1><font color=maroon>Our moral guardians...?</font></h1></center> On May 5th, Neil Horsley, far right-wing misogynist and anti-abortion activist, had a little conversation with Alan Colmes where he admitted a mule was his "first girlfriend". In his own words... <blockquote><a href=http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more>"You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."</a></blockquote> Conservative Spokane, Washington mayor, <a href=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1606922,00.html>James West</a>, is enmeshed in charges of offering jobs and sports memorabilia in return for sex with young men. Also on the plate are charges of his molesting 2 boys during his time as a deputy sheriff and boy scout leader. Oh, and let's not forget <a href=http://rawstory.com/exclusives/byrne/secret_service_gannon_424.htm>Jeff/Jim Guckert/Gannon</a>, former ace reporter for Talon News who attended over 200 White House press conferences, entered the Whiote House on numerous occaisions some of which were incompletely documented, and...wait for it...was a gay prostitute. Yes boys and girls, these are just some of the self-proclaimed guardians of American morality and precious bodily fluids. By day, they're solidly conservative, moralizing, gay bashing Republicans. By night, they're doing poppers at the Manhole and cruising for gay, or for some - interspecies, sex.