Our Fish Does Not Turn Pink in the Can

[Weatherman2020]

Hundred years ago most canned fish sold was salmon. Then the tuna industry came out with a marketing slogan: our fish doesn’t turn pink in the can.

Same thing has happened with the Left. We love everyone and puppies and the Right hates everyone and puppies.

All marketing.

 

[airplanemechanic]

Hundred years ago most canned fish sold was salmon. Then the tuna industry came out with a marketing slogan: our fish doesn’t turn pink in the can.

Same thing has happened with the Left. We love everyone and puppies and the Right hates everyone and puppies.

All marketing.

But liberal men seem to turn pink in the can. The shit's just all fucked up.

 

[flacaltenn]

Hundred years ago most canned fish sold was salmon. Then the tuna industry came out with a marketing slogan: our fish doesn’t turn pink in the can.

Same thing has happened with the Left. We love everyone and puppies and the Right hates everyone and puppies.

All marketing.

That's stupid marketing. Salmon IS kinda pink to begin with. (Actually salmon colored). And so is the New Left. They are NATURALLY very pink.. Or pinkish. Or pinko..

 

[BlackFlag]

Cans turn fish pink. Mexico’s going to pay for the wall. Lyin’ Ted’s dad murdered JFK.

 

[Pogo]

"Salmon Chanted Evening" was a very popular tuna at the Oyster Bar.
It was a real dive. Full of screaming groupers. All there to see Tommy Dorsal.

 

[emilynghiem]

Hundred years ago most canned fish sold was salmon. Then the tuna industry came out with a marketing slogan: our fish doesn’t turn pink in the can.

Same thing has happened with the Left. We love everyone and puppies and the Right hates everyone and puppies.

All marketing.

Where I might agree with you Weatherman2020
is what the Corporate Left markets as "Green" or "Environmental"
That is ALL marketing.

The REAL Left, the REAL green environmentalists
will call out the fake politics that is exploiting that movement for points!

Similar to exploiting the Black vote, the peace/anti-war vote, etc.
and not doing a dang thing to help or achieve any real meaningful change
toward the true goals of each movement.

The Green movement has been totally hijacked by corporate politics, too.
So there I agree with you it's marketing.

You can look up the scandals over "dolphin safe" labels
and see there is nothing to enforce it. There's no telling
what you are getting with some of these claims to be more
environmentally correct.

So it's all what people claim, regardless what they really do.

 

[flacaltenn]

"Salmon Chanted Evening" was a very popular tuna at the Oyster Bar.
It was a real dive. Full of screaming groupers.

The Oyster Bar sounds like a "shell company" for fishy business dealings. Just sayin'..

LOTS of marketing and branding goin on in Politics. Cuomo just rolled out the "kill my political career in one speech" ---- DYI kit for political suicide. Those bad marketing ideas will put you into another line of work.

Ocasio Cortez is marketing the new "Stress Free -- Press Free" private proletariat rallies. Needs a special knock on the door to get in.. Gonna be REAL popular with the Millenial crowd if they allow vaping and serve craft beer.

Rudy Guiliani is gonna be spokesman for Prevagen -- The health supplement for atrophying brains. Trumps 3rd worst hire after Sessions and Amarosa.

 

[candycorn]

They had canned fish in 1918?