Oprah Says God Hasn't Told Her to Run

[CarlinAnnArbor]

Well, look who else is talking to God!

Apparently, God isn't speaking to her though.

No, Oprah's not running for president in 2020

Because if God actually wanted me to run, wouldn't God kinda tell me? And I haven't heard that," she says

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

And another thing.

Why's she taking a check from Weight Watchers?

Doesn't she have an obligation to be thin or something?

 

[Windparadox]

`
Do I believe that everyone who claims to talk to God, has done it? Not a chance. However, there are many simple and sincere people who believe it happens all the time. As long as it doesn't affect me, I don't care.
`

 

[Two Thumbs]

why would god talk to one of the people that's going to have the hardest time with their camel and needle?

 

[Picaro]

I think she owns Weight Watchers now, not sure, but by being open about being a Christian she just lost most of the Party's vermin base of sicko deviants, degenerates, pedophiles right off the bat and can't win a primary now.

 

[Erinwltr]

Never much liked Oprahs new age interpretation of Christianity. As for politics, we can surely vote for worse. Just look at our current POTUS.

 

[Votto]

All Obama has to do is call her up and ask her to run.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Never much liked Oprahs new age interpretation of Christianity. As for politics, we can surely vote for worse. Just look at our current POTUS.

she's a socialist, full blown.

we don't need anything like that

 

[Political Junky]

Cons have no problem when God speaks to Con Christians .. no surprise.

 

[Votto]

Never much liked Oprahs new age interpretation of Christianity. As for politics, we can surely vote for worse. Just look at our current POTUS.

she's a socialist, full blown.

we don't need anything like that

Not in the true sense of the word. She wants to keep her stuff, trust me.

She is just another hypocritical half wit.

 

[Compost]

She says running is not in her DNA. It's not her fault, you see. DNA is to blame.

 

[Lysistrata]

Good for Oprah Winfrey! Thank you, Oprah, for being a no-drama mama and not inflicting on the rest of us goofy pictures of moronic drama-queen white men posing as clergy "laying hands" on you and chanting hoo-ha.

 

[Penelope]

God told Bush to attack Afghanistan and Iraq. Either Bush is crazy or is a liar.

 

[Erinwltr]

Never much liked Oprahs new age interpretation of Christianity. As for politics, we can surely vote for worse. Just look at our current POTUS.

she's a socialist, full blown.

we don't need anything like that

Not being snarky, but how do you explain Social Security?

 

[Two Thumbs]

Never much liked Oprahs new age interpretation of Christianity. As for politics, we can surely vote for worse. Just look at our current POTUS.

she's a socialist, full blown.

we don't need anything like that

Not in the true sense of the word. She wants to keep her stuff, trust me.

She is just another hypocritical half wit.

That's what I meant.

she's protected, our shit will go to make others people shit free

 

[mudwhistle]

`
Do I believe that everyone who claims to talk to God, has done it? Not a chance. However, there are many simple and sincere people who believe it happens all the time. As long as it doesn't affect me, I don't care.
`

A true Christian knows that God or Jesus doesn't talk to you.
Whatever you may *feel* comes from the Holy Spirit.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Never much liked Oprahs new age interpretation of Christianity. As for politics, we can surely vote for worse. Just look at our current POTUS.

she's a socialist, full blown.

we don't need anything like that

Not being snarky, but how do you explain Social Security?

how do I explain something that was enacted with the promise that you didn't have to participate in and then where forced to pay into, that ensures you're among the poorest and are slaves to the whim of government.


gee, lemme think..

 

[Two Thumbs]

Cons have no problem when God speaks to Con Christians .. no surprise.

cons aren't part of a group that openly hates Christians.


oprah is

 

[Erinwltr]

God told Bush to attack Afghanistan and Iraq. Either Bush is crazy or is a liar.

Bush is neither. I would argue that he

Never much liked Oprahs new age interpretation of Christianity. As for politics, we can surely vote for worse. Just look at our current POTUS.

she's a socialist, full blown.

we don't need anything like that

Not being snarky, but how do you explain Social Security?

how do I explain something that was enacted with the promise that you didn't have to participate in and then where forced to pay into, that ensures you're among the poorest and are slaves to the whim of government.


gee, lemme think..

Wrong on so many levels. Have some more coffee, perhaps you will feel better.

 

[Two Thumbs]

God told Bush to attack Afghanistan and Iraq. Either Bush is crazy or is a liar.

Bush is neither. I would argue that he

Never much liked Oprahs new age interpretation of Christianity. As for politics, we can surely vote for worse. Just look at our current POTUS.

she's a socialist, full blown.

we don't need anything like that

Not being snarky, but how do you explain Social Security?

how do I explain something that was enacted with the promise that you didn't have to participate in and then where forced to pay into, that ensures you're among the poorest and are slaves to the whim of government.


gee, lemme think..

Wrong on so many levels. Have some more coffee, perhaps you will feel better.

nothing I said was wrong.

I did leave out that the funds where used by pols to pay off bribes
they are planning on raising the retirement age, so you get fucked out of more of your money