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    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

    **'Hello?'**

    **'Hi honey.**
    ...**This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**

    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**

    **After a brief pause,**

    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**

    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now..'**

    Brief Pause.

    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**

    **'I did it, Daddy.'**


    **'And what happened, honey?' **

    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**

    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?'**

    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**

    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


    *****Long Pause*****



    *****Longer Pause*****


    *****Even Longer Pause*****

    **Then Daddy says,**

    **'Swimming pool??? ............**






    **Is this 486-5731?'*


    **No, I think you have the wrong number.......
     
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