Only in Israel

[Lipush]

Pictures, signs, views you can only see in Israel

Israeli in Eilat breakfast

"Dear tenants.
The Eldar family drags furniture all over and makes noise on purpose. Especially on rest hours. Therefor, we are obligated to respond with the same amount of noise until the problem is solved. We appologize to the other neighbors suffering for it, but we have no other choice!
the house committee"

Sign says: Emergency exist

Sign says : No swimming in here.

"Blind man, Please don't listen to the lift speaker, the floor reported is not correct"

"We have a terror attack in here, every two days. We've had one yesterday".

Ok, that one is not in Israel, but for sure an Israeli is responsible for this. LOL

Only in Israel: Ambulance blocking firefighting vihicles' exit

"If you weren't so FAT, you would have made it".

 

[Ariux]

US tax dollars at work.

 

[High_Gravity]

US tax dollars at work.

Go pick up your welfare check and shut the fuck up.

 

[High_Gravity]

So fucking sexy, I love hot women with fire arms.

 

[Jos]

Pictures, signs, views you can only see in Israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-B77njoC2k

 

[P F Tinmore]

 

[ForeverYoung436]

Those pictures make me homesick, but some explanations are needed for those of you who have never been to Israel, the country that you spend so much time bashing. Israeli breakfasts are enormous. "Ben Zona" Tours means "Bastard Tours". (?) Soldiers, both male and female, are everywhere, since there are terrorists lurking in every corner. Camels next to cars is like Tel-Aviv and Jerusalem, modern and ancient. Israel is quite a country, and y'all should visit.

 

[High_Gravity]

Those pictures make me homesick, but some explanations are needed for those of you who have never been to Israel, the country that you spend so much time bashing. Israeli breakfasts are enormous. "Ben Zona" Tours means "Bastard Tours". (?) Soldiers, both male and female, are everywhere, since there are terrorists lurking in every corner. Camels next to cars is like Tel-Aviv and Jerusalem, modern and ancient. Israel is quite a country, and y'all should visit.

Your female Israeli Soldiers are beautiful.

 

[Jos]

Your female Israeli Soldiers are beautiful.

Yep, but they dont care too much for the Schwartzers
http://www.usmessageboard.com/israel-and-palestine/230399-israel-is-for-the-white-man.html

 

[High_Gravity]

Your female Israeli Soldiers are beautiful.

Yep, but they dont care too much for the Schwartzers

Schwartzers?

 

[Roudy]

US tax dollars at work.

Go pick up your welfare check and shut the fuck up.

Wow. Slaaaaaaaaam dunk!

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[High_Gravity]

US tax dollars at work.

Go pick up your welfare check and shut the fuck up.

Wow. Slaaaaaaaaam dunk!

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[Roudy]

Go pick up your welfare check and shut the fuck up.

Wow. Slaaaaaaaaam dunk!

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Kobe over Shaq.

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[High_Gravity]

Wow. Slaaaaaaaaam dunk!

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Kobe over Shaq.

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Rajon Rondo on Chris Bosh.

 

[Roudy]

Kobe over Shaq.

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Rajon Rondo on Chris Bosh.

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[georgephillip]

"We discuss the arrival of Zionists to Palestine with the Hebrew term aliyah (ascend; plural: aliyot). Aliyot are nearly always described as 'waves of immigration.'

"This mischaracterizes things. When you immigrate someplace, you join or articulate to the sovereignty (the organized society: nation, tribe, kingdom etc.) you find upon arrival.

"Settlers do not. Settlers carry their own sovereignty with them, which challenges the indigenous sovereignty.

"Successful settler colonies displace or exterminate the indigenous sovereignty.

"Alternately put, when the British built colonies on Turtle Island*, they 'brought Britain with them,' creating settler colonies and displacing the Powhatan sovereignty and Powhatan people they encountered in what the settler society calls Virginia.

"This simultaneous increase of British - later American - and decrease of indigenous sovereignty is how Turtle Island is transformed into 'North America' through the past 500 years.

"The processes of establishing, perpetuating and extending settler colonies is called settler colonialism."

A Primer on the Colonialism of Israel's Settlers

 

[Douger]

Duz dey B habbin bassetballz in IsNtReal ?
I'm fairly sure the watermelon is shit.

 

[Hossfly]

"We discuss the arrival of Zionists to Palestine with the Hebrew term aliyah (ascend; plural: aliyot). Aliyot are nearly always described as 'waves of immigration.'

"This mischaracterizes things. When you immigrate someplace, you join or articulate to the sovereignty (the organized society: nation, tribe, kingdom etc.) you find upon arrival.

"Settlers do not. Settlers carry their own sovereignty with them, which challenges the indigenous sovereignty.

"Successful settler colonies displace or exterminate the indigenous sovereignty.

"Alternately put, when the British built colonies on Turtle Island*, they 'brought Britain with them,' creating settler colonies and displacing the Powhatan sovereignty and Powhatan people they encountered in what the settler society calls Virginia.

"This simultaneous increase of British - later American - and decrease of indigenous sovereignty is how Turtle Island is transformed into 'North America' through the past 500 years.

"The processes of establishing, perpetuating and extending settler colonies is called settler colonialism."

A Primer on the Colonialism of Israel's Settlers

Hey, doodlebug, I just saw the banner on the bottom of FOX News and it said Bibi was going to authorize the building of many, many more settlements and lift the restrictions on the ones that had been halted. I'll post some news and links as soon as the stories are written. Boy, ol' Tinmore is gonna shit a brick. Carry on.

 

[georgephillip]

"We discuss the arrival of Zionists to Palestine with the Hebrew term aliyah (ascend; plural: aliyot). Aliyot are nearly always described as 'waves of immigration.'

"This mischaracterizes things. When you immigrate someplace, you join or articulate to the sovereignty (the organized society: nation, tribe, kingdom etc.) you find upon arrival.

"Settlers do not. Settlers carry their own sovereignty with them, which challenges the indigenous sovereignty.

"Successful settler colonies displace or exterminate the indigenous sovereignty.

"Alternately put, when the British built colonies on Turtle Island*, they 'brought Britain with them,' creating settler colonies and displacing the Powhatan sovereignty and Powhatan people they encountered in what the settler society calls Virginia.

"This simultaneous increase of British - later American - and decrease of indigenous sovereignty is how Turtle Island is transformed into 'North America' through the past 500 years.

"The processes of establishing, perpetuating and extending settler colonies is called settler colonialism."

A Primer on the Colonialism of Israel's Settlers

Hey, doodlebug, I just saw the banner on the bottom of FOX News and it said Bibi was going to authorize the building of many, many more settlements and lift the restrictions on the ones that had been halted. I'll post some news and links as soon as the stories are written. Boy, ol' Tinmore is gonna shit a brick. Carry on.

Possibly this is what you're all starry-eyed over?
Bet you would've been a real hoot on the Trail of Tears?

"Flouting international opinion, an Israeli government-appointed commission of jurists said Monday that Israel’s presence in the West Bank was not occupation and recommended that the state grant approval for scores of unauthorized Jewish settlement outposts there."

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/10/world/middleeast/israeli-panel-says-west-bank-presence-is-not-occupation-and-recommends-approval-of-jewish-settlements.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&src=ig

Can we spell g-e-n-o-c-i-d-e, yet?

 

[Hossfly]

"We discuss the arrival of Zionists to Palestine with the Hebrew term aliyah (ascend; plural: aliyot). Aliyot are nearly always described as 'waves of immigration.'

"This mischaracterizes things. When you immigrate someplace, you join or articulate to the sovereignty (the organized society: nation, tribe, kingdom etc.) you find upon arrival.

"Settlers do not. Settlers carry their own sovereignty with them, which challenges the indigenous sovereignty.

"Successful settler colonies displace or exterminate the indigenous sovereignty.

"Alternately put, when the British built colonies on Turtle Island*, they 'brought Britain with them,' creating settler colonies and displacing the Powhatan sovereignty and Powhatan people they encountered in what the settler society calls Virginia.

"This simultaneous increase of British - later American - and decrease of indigenous sovereignty is how Turtle Island is transformed into 'North America' through the past 500 years.

"The processes of establishing, perpetuating and extending settler colonies is called settler colonialism."

A Primer on the Colonialism of Israel's Settlers

Hey, doodlebug, I just saw the banner on the bottom of FOX News and it said Bibi was going to authorize the building of many, many more settlements and lift the restrictions on the ones that had been halted. I'll post some news and links as soon as the stories are written. Boy, ol' Tinmore is gonna shit a brick. Carry on.

Possibly this is what you're all starry-eyed over?
Bet you would've been a real hoot on the Trail of Tears?

"Flouting international opinion, an Israeli government-appointed commission of jurists said Monday that Israel’s presence in the West Bank was not occupation and recommended that the state grant approval for scores of unauthorized Jewish settlement outposts there."

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/10/world/middleeast/israeli-panel-says-west-bank-presence-is-not-occupation-and-recommends-approval-of-jewish-settlements.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&src=ig

Can we spell g-e-n-o-c-i-d-e, yet?

Big ol' Hoss turd sized tears of joy, huh?

JURIST - Paper Chase: Israel commission recommends legalizing West Bank settlements