Eightball
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- Oct 13, 2004
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Working people frquently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?".
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name, and he glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a bumper sticker on it, "Elect John Kerry".
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at our age.
lol
Regards, Eightball
"When we worship intellect, we defecate on wisdom."
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?".
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name, and he glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a bumper sticker on it, "Elect John Kerry".
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at our age.
lol
Regards, Eightball
"When we worship intellect, we defecate on wisdom."
