One Small Problem With "Pete".There Is No First Lady.The Average Voter Will Not Let This Happen.Yes?

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    So what do you think? Do you actually believe that about 55% of all Americans are going to be racing to the polls come November 2020 in utter excitement to vote for Peter Butt?
    Just cant wait to the point where they cant contain themselves over the thought that finally we wont have a first lady in the white house?
    I wonder if the dolts on CNN/ABC/NBC will bring this up.
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    Considering that the public is having a hard time with no dog in the white house, who knows.
     
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    well we do have a white house greens keeper? yes? Huma or the Weener?
     
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    If elected, Pete would be the first lady. He has admitted that he got Gay-married and his "spouse" is the "man" of the relationship. In fact he referred to his bum-buddy as his "husband".
     
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    In gay marriages they are both the husband.
     
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    Shit, he can just self identify as a woman...problem solved
     
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    We only have a picture from his back but I'm guessing that's the way Mayor Pete see's him most of the time.....
     
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    isnt having at least two breasts and one vagina a requirement to be considered a first lady?
     
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    Umm dumbass , Hillary wouldn't have first lady either, so what?
     
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    Men have breasts...their vagina is on the outside
    Your gender confused :itsok:

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