One for the VFW Maineman

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    Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning to inform him of some bad news before the Presidents departure for Brazil later this week. He told President Bush three Brazilian soldiers were killed this week in Iraq. To Mr Rumsfelds amazement all the color ran from the presidents face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.
    Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld "Just exactly how many is a brazillion"
     
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    I love that joke!

    was that supposed to be an olive branch, by the way? I just wanna be sure and not commit a faux pas.
     
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    A Brazillion is more than a Romanian isn't it?:lol:
     
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    It is funny!

    I know tonight is your VFW night, and I thought you could throw that one out there for some laughs...
     
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    No hicks on the jokes thread please...

    Its only funny if the country ends in a "L" RGS... That makes Romania and Romanian NOT FUNNY in this context...

    But I guess we shouldnt expect much more from the product of generations of incest...
     
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    American Legion....not VFW

    and if that was meant as an olive branch, just let me know
     
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    Racist and mind reader.... what a feat.
     

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