Old Sayings

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  1. hylandrdet
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    I love old sayings...

    I heard the saying,"There's more than one way to skin a cat"

    What kind of sick fuck would skin a cat, much less come up with more than one way to do it? I came to a conclusion that the person that came up with this quote is either a sadist or a Korean cook.

    "More than you can shake a stick at"

    Folks, if you have to pick up a stick to defend yourself, it's probably because you're fighting someone or something that is more than capable of kicking your ass. My advice is that you get the hell out of there before you find youself surrounded by more than you can shake a stick at.

    "A bird in a hand beats two in a bush"

    This author apparently never owned a shotgun.

    "He who lives in a glass house should not throw stones"

    As if its OK to throw stones in any house?

    "Try walking in my shoes"

    Good quote, unless it's coming from your wife. You'll never master the art of walking in high heels.

    "If at first you don't suceed, try, try again"

    Women! Tell your men to get Viagra!

    Just having fun!
     
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    i have to say those made me laugh...
     

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