Old Farts Unit!

[CSM]

Red Rover, Red Rover send Donna right over...
And marbles too...in the dirt of course!

How about what we called "chicken fights" I don't know why.
4-6 or so kids team up and then piggy-back...the object was for each piggy-back
team to pull the rider off all the other teams.
Last two standing won. What fun that was...And ya know I only remember 1 overweight
kid growing up.

Oh yeah the chicken fights were the best! I dont remember that many fat kids around either. I also dont remember kids being as mean to each other as they are today.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

No fat kids huh,
Maybe it was all the "20 mile walks to school in 12
feet of snow, uphill bothways, with nothing but a cold potatoe
to keep your hands warm. And we didn't have the potatoe on
the way home either cause that was our lunch."

 

[Mr. P]

Oh yeah the chicken fights were the best! I dont remember that many fat kids around either. I also dont remember kids being as mean to each other as they are today.

And we behaved in school or they tossed our ass out! And there were no Law suites for it either...just red asses....

 

[CSM]

No fat kids huh,
Maybe it was all the "20 mile walks to school in 12
feet of snow, uphill bothways, with nothing but a cold potatoe
to keep your hands warm. And we didn't have the potatoe on
the way home either cause that was our lunch."

You forgot "barefoot" and "after getting up at 4 am to milk the cows".

 

[Mr. P]

No fat kids huh,
Maybe it was all the "20 mile walks to school in 12
feet of snow, uphill bothways, with nothing but a cold potatoe
to keep your hands warm. And we didn't have the potatoe on
the way home either cause that was our lunch."

It was a HOT potatoe Joker...
Now if you're going to tell the story...get it right..

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

It was a HOT potatoe Joker...
Now if you're going to tell the story...get it right..

Cold makes you sound tougher
Old guys are cool!!! :hail:

 

[CSM]

Cold makes you sound tougher
Old guys are cool!!! :hail:

Yeah, but they smell funny and their false teeth somehow always end up in the toilet.

 

[Mr. P]

Cold makes you sound tougher
Old guys are cool!!! :hail:

Yeah Cool! Thing is we're fighting being COLD..if ya know what I mean.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

That's the whole point of the joke.
You don't expect me to believe you walked 20 miles to school do you?
Saying a cold potatoe keeping you warm was an intended exageration
like walking uphill both ways!

 

[MtnBiker]

Did Dan Qualye sneak into this thread?

 

[Mr. P]

Did Dan Qualye sneak into this thread?

I think so MtnBiker...

JOKER!!! ya didn't get it kid...
COLD as in DEAD!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[drac]

Yeah, but they smell funny and their false teeth somehow always end up in the toilet.

Not all of us... ops now look what you made me do... i have to go get my teeth from the toilet

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I think so MtnBiker...

JOKER!!! ya didn't get it kid...
COLD as in DEAD!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I'm still a young buck so i don't think that far ahead

 

[Mr. P]

I'm still a young buck so i don't think that far ahead

I know..no problem.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

It was a HOT potatoe Joker...
Now if you're going to tell the story...get it right..

BOTH of you get your spelling straight...'potato' does not have an 'e' unless you are talking more than one, and then it's 'potatoes'.....same goes for the 'tomato/tomatoes'

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Does anyone really want to judge my character or the credibility of my info
that is mostly backed up with facts, on the count that I occassionaly spell
a word wrong???

 

[Mr. P]

BOTH of you get your spelling straight...'potato' does not have an 'e' unless you are talking more than one, and then it's 'potatoes'.....same goes for the 'tomato/tomatoes'

Oh, pick "e", pick "e"!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: