Old Cajun ... SHUT UP JANEEN !!!

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    Old Cajun
    > >
    > > An old Cajun was celebrating 92 years on this Earth.
    > >
    > > He spoke to his toes.
    > >
    > > "Hello, der toes!" he said, "How y'all are, toes? You know, you 92
    today?"
    > >
    > > "Oh, de times we've had! Remember when we walk along de bayou wit all
    dem
    > > pretty female womens every Sunday afternoon? Them times we
    > deaux-si-deauxed
    > > on de dance floor wit dem same womens? Oh yeah, ahh-heeee! Happy
    birthday,
    > > toes!"
    > >
    > > "Hello, knees," he continued.
    > >
    > > "How y'all are, knees? You know you 92 today? Oh, de times we had, huh!
    > > Remember when we march in de crawfish parade? Oh boy, de hurdles we
    jumped
    > > together, me and you. Happy birthday, knees!"
    > >
    > > Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello der Pierre! You little booger
    > > you!! If you were alive today, you'd be 92!"
     

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