Okay, I saw the movie, okay? You can't say I am criticizing what I haven't seen. I watched Fahrenheit 9/11, and it is a load of crap. Okay, so how do I justify that statement, when it seems so Well-Thought Out, and so Uncompromisingly Honest?!? Well, how about this? Prior to scenes of the U.S. attacks on Baghdad, we are treated to scenes of children flying kites, enjoying life, la de da. However, these are Obviously not scenes of KURDISH children! I guess Kurds don't matter to MM. How about this: at LEAST 300,000 Mass Graves found in Iraq! I guess ordinary Iraqis don't matter to MM. No, only Americans matter to MM, apparently. But is he sincere in his compassion for American soldiers? NOT! Not even for an instant. Does MM sympathize with volunteer American soldiers? NOT! Is it possible some of these soldiers volunteered because they BELIEVE in the American Way and are willing to FIGHT for it? NOT! According to MM, there is not a SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER who signed up to defend Freedom and Liberty, and all of them only signed up because the Military offers a steady paycheck. But hey, here's a little secret- I was in the Army, as a volunteer, and you know what? I Knew what I was getting into! I knew that signing up meant possibly having to FIGHT! It is part of the risk of joining the Military! You don't get the Free Housing, and the Free Uniforms, and the Free Food, and the Steady Paycheck, for NOTHING! Hellooooo!!?? MM, you can relate to Free Food, I'm sure! Well, no, not now. Not now that you have become a national icon. Now you can't even grant an interview to the guy who is Roger Smith-ing you in Michael Moore Hates America. Which he does. He's a dick. Sorry, ladies and germs. I saw the movie. He's still a dick. A Big Fat Dick, to slightly paraphrase Al Franken.