TheDude
Gold Member
FKing-A for my first 56 years I've avoided these like the plague. In a lot of ways they are. But I think I need to give in some, society has pretty well phased me out, bastards. I have a cell phone for emergencies, never use it. Costs me $70 a year. I've texted once, what a pain in the butt.
Anyway, as I look around, the ads and information treat everyone as if they know WTF they're talking about. I'd like something that takes pictures, text chicks I suppose, receive shots of their bare ass, comb the web, and audio so the cyborg can tell me how and when to turn. Couple questions.
1. I see an H20 company that sells 4G data for $30 a month prepaid. I read 4G is a lot. I guess "data" isn't equal texts and calls, it's for the web BS. That seem like a decent amount of data? From what I read the deal includes unlimited text and calls.
2. H20 uses AT&T. I hear it's a good service. Why the fuck would someone go through AT&T to get AT&T service? It strikes me that AT&T charges more. Is it because H20 is pre-pay? As opposed to what and why?
3. I suppose the $30 a month doesn't include the "phone" itself. What's a decent phone to fit the application? Bigger screen seems better, fuck I don't know. If bigger screen means BIGGER cost I'm not interested.
4. What's a reasonable storage capacity & processor?
5. What does locked Vs unlocked mean?
6. WTF are some "smart" phones $60 and others over a grand?
7. Why would I lease a phone?
8. Is there a certain performance I should look for? I guess the H20 phone is "4G LTE", which means fourth generation and/or whatever. For all I know we're at 12G SMH, couldn't tell you.
9. Does the phone have to be appropriate for the service? If so, how do you know to match them up?
10. What do "apps" generally cost? You know, like the driving instructions?
Thanks
Anyway, as I look around, the ads and information treat everyone as if they know WTF they're talking about. I'd like something that takes pictures, text chicks I suppose, receive shots of their bare ass, comb the web, and audio so the cyborg can tell me how and when to turn. Couple questions.
1. I see an H20 company that sells 4G data for $30 a month prepaid. I read 4G is a lot. I guess "data" isn't equal texts and calls, it's for the web BS. That seem like a decent amount of data? From what I read the deal includes unlimited text and calls.
2. H20 uses AT&T. I hear it's a good service. Why the fuck would someone go through AT&T to get AT&T service? It strikes me that AT&T charges more. Is it because H20 is pre-pay? As opposed to what and why?
3. I suppose the $30 a month doesn't include the "phone" itself. What's a decent phone to fit the application? Bigger screen seems better, fuck I don't know. If bigger screen means BIGGER cost I'm not interested.
4. What's a reasonable storage capacity & processor?
5. What does locked Vs unlocked mean?
6. WTF are some "smart" phones $60 and others over a grand?
7. Why would I lease a phone?
8. Is there a certain performance I should look for? I guess the H20 phone is "4G LTE", which means fourth generation and/or whatever. For all I know we're at 12G SMH, couldn't tell you.
9. Does the phone have to be appropriate for the service? If so, how do you know to match them up?
10. What do "apps" generally cost? You know, like the driving instructions?
Thanks
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