OK. There just might be someone who hasn't heard this one yet.

[RWNJ]

Two guys are hiking in the woods when they encounter a mama Grizzly and her cubs. The mama bear starts running towards them and one guy asks, "What do we do?"
The other guys says, "I guess we start running."
The first guy says, "Don't be silly. You can't outrun a bear."
The other guy says, "No. But I can outrun YOU."

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Two guys are hiking in the woods when they encounter a mama Grizzly and her cubs. The mama bear starts running towards them and one guy asks, "What do we do?"
The other guys says, "I guess we start running."
The first guy says, "Don't be silly. You can't outrun a bear."
The other guy says, "No. But I can outrun YOU."

I often make reference to that story in conversations with my wife regarding how frustrated she often is with a lot of her lazy, incompetent coworkers, and how, in my opinion, they just make it easier for her to look good to management. It's almost a household cliché for me to remind her that she does not need to outrun the bear.

 

[GreenBean]

This thread is so boring - I was going to see the Movie called constipation .... but it hasn't come out yet

 

[RWNJ]

Two guys are hiking in the woods when they encounter a mama Grizzly and her cubs. The mama bear starts running towards them and one guy asks, "What do we do?"
The other guys says, "I guess we start running."
The first guy says, "Don't be silly. You can't outrun a bear."
The other guy says, "No. But I can outrun YOU."

I often make reference to that story in conversations with my wife regarding how frustrated she often is with a lot of her lazy, incompetent coworkers, and how, in my opinion, they just make it easier for her to look good to management. It's almost a household cliché for me to remind her that she does not need to outrun the bear.

I always go hiking with one of my fat friends, for just such an emergency.

 

[RWNJ]

This thread is so boring - I was going to see the Movie called constipation .... but it hasn't come out yet

I'll forgive you for dissing my thread, because that was actually kinda funny.

 

[PredFan]

I had to break it off with this cross-eyed woman I was dating. I think she was seeing someone else.

Then I met this midget woman, but I had to break it off with her too. She kept getting her nose in my business.

 

[Lastamender]

Guy 1 See that guy across the street?

Guy 2 Yeah

Guy 1 You can fuck him in the butt for two bucks.

Guy 2 No shit?

Guy 1Very little.

 

[PredFan]

Sex between two people is called a twosome. Sex with three people is called a threesome.

Now I know why they call you handsome.

 

[Bonzi]

Two guys are hiking in the woods when they encounter a mama Grizzly and her cubs. The mama bear starts running towards them and one guy asks, "What do we do?"
The other guys says, "I guess we start running."
The first guy says, "Don't be silly. You can't outrun a bear."
The other guy says, "No. But I can outrun YOU."

Yep, I've heard it

 

[Bonzi]

Don't make me break out my Laffy Taffy!

 

[RWNJ]

Two guys are hiking in the woods when they encounter a mama Grizzly and her cubs. The mama bear starts running towards them and one guy asks, "What do we do?"
The other guys says, "I guess we start running."
The first guy says, "Don't be silly. You can't outrun a bear."
The other guy says, "No. But I can outrun YOU."

Yep, I've heard it

Yeah yeah. I know. Last time you hear that one, you fell off your dinosaur.