Oil Shortage

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    A lot of folks can't understand how we came
    to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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    Well, there's a very simple answer.
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    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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    We just didn't know we were getting low.
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    The reason for that is purely geographical.
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    Our OIL is located in
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    ALASKA
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    California
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    Coastal Florida
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    Coastal Louisiana
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    Kansas
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    Oklahoma
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    Pennsylvania and Texas
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    Our
    DIPSTICKS
    are located in
    Washington , DC!!!
    Any Questions???
    NO? Didn't think So.
     
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    There is lots of oil in the world. By some estimates, there are another 4 trillion barrels.

    However, there aren't many cheap sources anymore.
     
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    There are a lot of dipsticks around too...
     
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    Or maybe we should be looking into alternative energies instead of allowing idiots who want to rape our environment to appease corporatists to make our decisions.
     
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    You guys are aware you're in the Humor section, right?
     
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    That is what passes for humor anongst that lot. :cuckoo:
     
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    You put it in the wrong section.
     
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    No, actually I didn't.
     
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    The cost of gas per gallon doesn't bother me as much as now that we're into Spring and I need to keep the air conditioning cranked, the mpg on my Jeep Cherokee goes from 12 to just over 9.
     

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