Oil Shortage

[Shattered]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania and Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC!!!
Any Questions???
NO? Didn't think So.

 

[Toro]

There is lots of oil in the world. By some estimates, there are another 4 trillion barrels.

However, there aren't many cheap sources anymore.

 

[indago]

There is lots of oil in the world. By some estimates, there are another 4 trillion barrels.

However, there aren't many cheap sources anymore.

There are a lot of dipsticks around too...

 

[jillian]

Or maybe we should be looking into alternative energies instead of allowing idiots who want to rape our environment to appease corporatists to make our decisions.

 

[Shattered]

You guys are aware you're in the Humor section, right?

 

[RetiredGySgt]

You guys are aware you're in the Humor section, right?

That is what passes for humor anongst that lot.

 

[jillian]

You guys are aware you're in the Humor section, right?

You put it in the wrong section.

 

[Shattered]

You put it in the wrong section.

No, actually I didn't.

 

[Nate Peele]

The cost of gas per gallon doesn't bother me as much as now that we're into Spring and I need to keep the air conditioning cranked, the mpg on my Jeep Cherokee goes from 12 to just over 9.