Oil Shortage 101

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    A lot of folks can't understand
    how we came to have
    an oil shortage here in our country.
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    Well, there's a very simple answer.
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    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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    We just didn't know we were getting low.
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    The reason for that is purely geographical.
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    Our OIL is located in
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    Alaska
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    California
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    Oklahoma
    and
    TEXAS
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    Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
     
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