DrLove
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CHARLOTTE, NCâRocking from one foot to another while fanning his fingers in anxiety, Eric Trump was overheard saying âOh jeez, oh jeez, oh jeezâ Tuesday after accidentally bringing all of his fatherâs sexual assault victims to the Republican National Convention.
âShoot, shoot, shoot, I remembered we did something like this in 2016 and I thought everyone was going to be so excited that I did it again, but I messed up and now theyâre all gonna be mad,â said the presidentâs second-eldest son between sobs, tugging on the jacket sleeve of Stephen Miller as he begged him to do something.
âCome on, come on, we need to get them off the stage, but thereâs so many of them! You gotta fix it! Oh no, oh no, Dadâs gonna yell at me and heâs not gonna let me give any more cool speeches and Iâm gonna have to just stay in New York and run the business. Why canât I ever do anything right?â
At press time, a smiling Miller assured Eric Trump that no one watching the convention was even remotely concerned about the presidentâs history of sexual assault.
âOh Jeez, Oh Jeez, Oh Jeez,â Says Eric Trump After Accidentally Bringing Fatherâs Sexual Assault Victims To RNC
CHARLOTTE, NCâRocking from one foot to another while fanning his fingers in anxiety, Eric Trump was overheard saying âOh jeez, oh jeez, oh jeezâ Tuesday after accidentally bringing all of his fatherâs sexual assault victims to the Republican National Convention. âShoot, shoot, shoot, I...
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