"...Of The Year" Awards

[KarlMarx]

Least missed person of the year....

 

[KarlMarx]

Biggest crook of the year......

 

[no1tovote4]

And the funniest act of the year on SNL goes to.....




Ashlee Simpson!

 

[KarlMarx]

Biggest cry babies of the year (and name callers)....

 

[hylandrdet]

The Craziest argument of the Year

Critics supporting the attack on the cable TV series Deadwood. The western series was attacked because of the overuse of the word F%ck. The supporting critics claimed that the use of the word was historically correct.

I could see this; in fact I think I can recall such historical quotes:

"F@ck, where did all of these Mexicans come from" - Daniel Boone

"Oh F*ck me! If I knew they were going to do this to me, I'd would had not gone to the hair salon" -Marie Antoinette

"Awww F#ck! My insurance premium is going to shoot through the roof!" -Capt Edward J Smith

"Oh, look at the mess I'd made. Where the f$ck did she put her mop!" - OJ Simpson

"I like her and she likes me; all I have to do now is to take her to the movies, then wine and dine her; yep, tonight I'm very confident that I'm going to get f*cked!" - John Dillinger

"If you don't give a f@ck about the way I run this business, you can always cut me loose" - Julius Ceasar

"What the f&ck did you put into this; it tastes pretty good" - a Typhoid Mary Customer

"Where the f$ck did I put my "f%cking" cigar" -Bill Clinton

"What the f#ck am I doing hanging around here" chad, from Florida

"Oh Sh^t, I'd been F&cked!" - Dan Rather

"F#ck this, I'm getting out before they f!ck me"- Tom Brokaw

"I'm staying the F*ck here; because now I'm f^cking #1"- Peter Jennings

"Is there anyone else left that wants to F@ck me over?" -Martha Stewart

"We want to f@ck you over!" Martha Stewart's Jury

"I want to f$ck you over!" Martha Stewart's cell mate

OK, I think you guys had enough examples. I wish you all a very f&cking new year.