Obama's essay "be like Donald Trump"

[Wolfstrike]

Flashback: Barack Obama in Harvard Essay: The American Dream Is to Be Donald Trump


listen to obama

 

[Syriusly]

I would love to be born rich- but I am not sure how I can do that.

I don't want to have children with three different wives or to commit adultery.

And I try very hard not to lie- so I really don't want to change that to be more like Donald Trump.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Flashback: Barack Obama in Harvard Essay: The American Dream Is to Be Donald Trump


listen to obama

Clearly that was back in his stoner days.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

I would love to be born rich- but I am not sure how I can do that.

I don't want to have children with three different wives or to commit adultery.

And I try very hard not to lie- so I really don't want to change that to be more like Donald Trump.

I find it hard to use stupid 2nd grade nicknames for everyone I do not like also.

Really there is nothing about Trump I would want to emulate.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Flashback: Barack Obama in Harvard Essay: The American Dream Is to Be Donald Trump


listen to obama

Wow, Obama pretty much doesn't have any real principles

 

[theDoctorisIn]

I think you guys are missing the point of his essay.

 

[TNHarley]

I would love to be born rich- but I am not sure how I can do that.

I don't want to have children with three different wives or to commit adultery.

And I try very hard not to lie- so I really don't want to change that to be more like Donald Trump.

I find it hard to use stupid 2nd grade nicknames for everyone I do not like also.

Really there is nothing about Trump I would want to emulate.

Like trumpkins or whatever you say?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I think you guys are missing the point of his essay.

Probably because we weren't born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia

 

[TheOldSchool]

I would love to be born rich- but I am not sure how I can do that.

I don't want to have children with three different wives or to commit adultery.

And I try very hard not to lie- so I really don't want to change that to be more like Donald Trump.

I find it hard to use stupid 2nd grade nicknames for everyone I do not like also.

Really there is nothing about Trump I would want to emulate.

Like trumpkins or whatever you say?

Trumpkins is stupid. I prefer to call you all cum guzzling whores.

 

[TNHarley]

I would love to be born rich- but I am not sure how I can do that.

I don't want to have children with three different wives or to commit adultery.

And I try very hard not to lie- so I really don't want to change that to be more like Donald Trump.

I find it hard to use stupid 2nd grade nicknames for everyone I do not like also.

Really there is nothing about Trump I would want to emulate.

Like trumpkins or whatever you say?

Trumpkins is stupid. I prefer to call you all cum guzzling whores.

Did you actually save some?

 

[del]

I would love to be born rich- but I am not sure how I can do that.

I don't want to have children with three different wives or to commit adultery.

And I try very hard not to lie- so I really don't want to change that to be more like Donald Trump.

I find it hard to use stupid 2nd grade nicknames for everyone I do not like also.

Really there is nothing about Trump I would want to emulate.

Like trumpkins or whatever you say?

Trumpkins is stupid. I prefer to call you all cum guzzling whores.

Did you actually save some?

are you feeling parched?

 

[TNHarley]

I would love to be born rich- but I am not sure how I can do that.

I don't want to have children with three different wives or to commit adultery.

And I try very hard not to lie- so I really don't want to change that to be more like Donald Trump.

I find it hard to use stupid 2nd grade nicknames for everyone I do not like also.

Really there is nothing about Trump I would want to emulate.

Like trumpkins or whatever you say?

Trumpkins is stupid. I prefer to call you all cum guzzling whores.

Did you actually save some?

are you feeling parched?

I just drunk a Voss actually

 

[TheOldSchool]

I find it hard to use stupid 2nd grade nicknames for everyone I do not like also.

Really there is nothing about Trump I would want to emulate.

Like trumpkins or whatever you say?

Trumpkins is stupid. I prefer to call you all cum guzzling whores.

Did you actually save some?

are you feeling parched?

I just drunk a Voss actually

Does that fit into the purse you keep your poodle in?

 

[TNHarley]

Like trumpkins or whatever you say?

Trumpkins is stupid. I prefer to call you all cum guzzling whores.

Did you actually save some?

are you feeling parched?

I just drunk a Voss actually

Does that fit into the purse you keep your poodle in?

I hate poodles. Ugly fucking things.

 

[Compost]

Surely we must give Obama a break. He was still evolving when he lent his name to that guy's essay.

 

[del]

Trumpkins is stupid. I prefer to call you all cum guzzling whores.

Did you actually save some?

are you feeling parched?

I just drunk a Voss actually

Does that fit into the purse you keep your poodle in?

I hate poodles. Ugly fucking things.

poodles are great dogs.

smart, loyal and athletic

PoodlesinWWII

 

[TheOldSchool]

Did you actually save some?

are you feeling parched?

I just drunk a Voss actually

Does that fit into the purse you keep your poodle in?

I hate poodles. Ugly fucking things.

poodles are great dogs.

smart, loyal and athletic

PoodlesinWWII

Now TN bashes the troops? My God in heaven.

 

[TNHarley]

are you feeling parched?

I just drunk a Voss actually

Does that fit into the purse you keep your poodle in?

I hate poodles. Ugly fucking things.

poodles are great dogs.

smart, loyal and athletic

PoodlesinWWII

Now TN bashes the troops? My God in heaven.

I enjoy pitbulls and other white trash breeds.

 

[Thinker101]

Co-written by Barack Obama in 1991? Christ sake, did he ever do his own work?

 

[TheOldSchool]

I just drunk a Voss actually

Does that fit into the purse you keep your poodle in?

I hate poodles. Ugly fucking things.

poodles are great dogs.

smart, loyal and athletic

PoodlesinWWII

Now TN bashes the troops? My God in heaven.

I enjoy pitbulls and other white trash breeds.

That’s cultural appropriation. Reported.