Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama and tells him, "Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America , the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Obama asks. Mahmud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN." Obama says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran , and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks. Obama replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."