Obama Walks on the Moon!

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    NASA made a stunning announcement today that they did not bomb the Moon after all! The package they delivered was actually Barack Hussein Obama, who took a few steps on the Moon, won the election to be President of the Moon, then jetted back home in time to take Michelle out to yet another Broadway play.
     
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    “America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership.” -- BH Obama

    but I won the Nobel Peace Prize!
     
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    Nothing so cheapens an award than to hand it to the undeserving
     
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    That's fcuking amazing! Is there anything this guy can't do?
     
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    Run a country!!!
     
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    He's bringing the Olympics to Chitown. You heard it here first!

    Middle East Peace? Done Deal, just don't look fir Israel on any maps

    Nuclear disarmament? Piece of Cake! We just give them all up!

    This is so easy a child could do it!
     
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    Clean up Chicago?...

    :)

    peace...
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Do you think Michelle will wear a dress that showcases her spectacular arms?.....You know those arms that she works out 15-20 hours a day because the media goes nuts every time she wears a sleeveless dress!!!!:eusa_pray:
     
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    I thought that the President ordered the attack on the Moon because during their moonlight walk the other night Michelle noticed that the Moon did not show her husband the respect that he deserves.
     

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