Obama visits a grade school...

[Porker]

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.
Walter," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Walter?"
"I have six questions"
First, "Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?"
Second, "Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse?"
Third, "Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, and then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?
Fourth, "Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"
"Fifth, why do you continue to cover up the Benghazi scandal?"
"Sixth, why did you spy on your own U.S. citizens?"
"And lastly, why did the IRS target Republicans?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time... Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
Actually, I have two questions.
First, "Why did the recess bell ring 40 minutes early?"
Second, "What the f... happened to Walter?"

 

[Mr. H.]

Walter ended up in the back of Obama's limo, compromised in the most ungodly of ways.

 

[S.J.]

We laugh at that but we're actually not too far from that scenario.

 

[TheOldSchool]

A republican hero visited a grade school once:

 

[Mr. H.]

We laugh at that but we're actually not too far from that scenario.

Obama too laughed at that butt, then he made his move.

 

[Mr. H.]

A republican hero visited a grade school once:

Thank you for reminding me what a stoic and staid American this man was for our Country in a moment of crisis.

 

[TheOldSchool]

A republican hero visited a grade school once:

Thank you for reminding me what a stoic and staid American this man was for our Country in a moment of crisis.

Yea he was great for like 6 months or so after that right? That man was my fucking HERO then! He was an inspiration and he brought ALL of America together!

And then, he FUUUUUUUUUCKED us all. Which was pretty awful. But whatevs I s'pose.

 

[Ernie S.]

A republican hero visited a grade school once:

Thank you for reminding me what a stoic and staid American this man was for our Country in a moment of crisis.

Yea he was great for like 6 months or so after that right? That man was my fucking HERO then! He was an inspiration and he brought ALL of America together!

And then, he FUUUUUUUUUCKED us all. Which was pretty awful. But whatevs I s'pose.

6 months huh? Is that when you found Mother Jones?

 

[TheOldSchool]

A republican hero visited a grade school once:

Thank you for reminding me what a stoic and staid American this man was for our Country in a moment of crisis.

Yea he was great for like 6 months or so after that right? That man was my fucking HERO then! He was an inspiration and he brought ALL of America together!

And then, he FUUUUUUUUUCKED us all. Which was pretty awful. But whatevs I s'pose.

6 months huh? Is that when you found Mother Jones?

^ Fag

 

[Ernie S.]

That's when you found out you were a fag? Oh sorry. As long as you're happy, I don't much give a shit.

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

A republican hero visited a grade school once:

A six minute video showing seven minutes of silence? Boy, liberals are dumb.....

Man, Bush looks so young there.

 

[Porker]

Yea he was great for like 6 months or so after that right? That man was my fucking HERO then! He was an inspiration and he brought ALL of America together!

And then, he FUUUUUUUUUCKED us all. Which was pretty awful. But whatevs I s'pose.

Bush WAS NEVER YOUR FUCKING HERO. Here were your fucking heroes.