Obama... The Post Turtle...

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  1. mal
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    YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK

    AND COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE .

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught
    in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the
    old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his being our president.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'".
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
    The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come
    across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to
    explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself. He doesn't belong up
    there. He doesn't know what to do while he's up there... and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with!"

    ---

    Classic... e-mailed to me.

    :)

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    So what would that make Bush?:lol:

    This joke has been around a long time for whatever person you want to use it on.
     
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    At least Dubya Finished a Term as Governor...

    Bammy couldn't even Finish a Junior Senate Term in the US Senate before Movingalong.com to the Next "Goal"...

    Will he Finish a Term as President, or will he fall off the Post?...

    And of course you Missed or did Not Retain the Word "Classic" in the Few Short Words I used in my OP that were Mine.

    :)

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    We know who it was that put him up there. His name is George Soros. Soros is going to find some way to make a profit on the deal, mostly by causing us a loss.
     
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    Post Turtle was funny the first time I heard it - about 5 years ago.
     
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    geauxtohell Choose your weapon.

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    If finishing a term as governor is your metric of success, what does that make Palin?

    Aside from your obvious usual answer of "fuckable".
     
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    Hence... "Classic"... Do you guys even Read OPs?...

    :)

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    Fuckable... And she's not even a Governor now, Hammerfuck.

    And you Own NOTHING, Queer... Except maybe your own Delusions.

    :)

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    Too Bad that that Douchebag GoToHell isn't Honest enough to Quote what I was Calling "Sexist"...

    Predictable as he is a Stain on the Internet.

    :)

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    geauxtohell Choose your weapon.

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    Mal, your projections are unhealthy.

    Plus, I am straight.

    Sorry.
     

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