Obama on the Hot-Seat!

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    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree...and think 25 to life would be
    appropriate.
    --Jay Leno


    America needs Obama-care like Nancy
    Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
    --Jay Leno


    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
    new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
    has to pay for it.
    --Conan O'Brien


    Q: What does Barack Obama call
    lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
    --Jay Leno


    Q: What's the difference between
    Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
    and threats to society. The other is for housing
    prisoners.
    --David Letterman


    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
    on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
    started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !
    --Jimmy Fallon


    Q: What's the difference between
    Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    --Jimmy Kimmel


    Q: What was the most positive result
    of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
    stickers off the road.
    --David Letterman



    and the funniest....guess who these guys voted for (forget that i ended the
    sentence with a prepositon....)?
     
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    you listen to country music?
     
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    Mitt Romney is saying his comments about liking to fire people were taken out of context. Yeah, what he actually said was he likes to set poor people on fire." –Conan O'Brien



    Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions." –David Letterman



    "Mitt Romney was on the 'Today Show' and admitted he likes to read the 'Twilight' books and watch 'American Idol.' If elected, he would be the 1st Mormon and the 1st 13-year-old girl to be President." —Jimmy Kimmel
     
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    "Mitt Romney says President Obama's promises are like Kim Kardashian's wedding vows. President Obama shot back. He said Romney's positions last about half as long as a Kim Kardashian wedding." –Jay Leno
     
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    LOL! Love it!
     
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    Jimmy Kimmel: “There’s a term for guys like President. Probably not two terms.”

    . "Remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious."

    "Democrats would like you to stick to your guns. And if you don't have any guns, you can ask Eric Holder to get some for you."

    "They say diplomacy is a matter of carrot and sticks, and since Michelle Obama got to the White House — so is dinner."

    And a nod to obama's communist agenda.

    "It doesn't matter if you're black, like President Obama, or white, like President Obama, or red, like President Obama's agenda."
     
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