Obama on Terry Moran: "He's a fuck-knob"

[xotoxi]

It keeps getting better

NEW YORK – President Barack Obama's candid thoughts about Kanye West are provoking a debate over standards of journalism in the Twitter age - and it gets better.

ABC News says it was wrong for its employees to tweet that Obama had called West a "jackass" for the rapper's treatment of country singer Taylor Swift. The network said some of its employees had overheard a conversation between the president and CNBC's John Harwood and didn't realize it was considered off the record.

Obama was asked whether he was annoyed by Moran's Twittering that the President had referred to Kanye West as a "jackass".

"I thought that was really inappropriate," Obama says. "What are you Twittering after I asked you not to? ... I was just voicing my opinion about Kanye, an opinion shared by most Americans. Why did Terry (Moran) have to leak it like an incontinent grandma?"

A questioner chimes in, "Why would he do it?"

"He's a fuck-knob," Obama replies, which is met with laughter from several people.

The president seems to quickly realize he may have gone too far, and jovially appeals to those assembled that the remark be kept private. "Come on guys," he says. "Cut the president some slack. I've got a lot of other stuff on my plate."

Chris Wallace, a former White House correspondent, logged on to Twitter and typed: "Pres. Obama just called Terry Moran a 'fuck-knob' for relaying that the President had called Kanye West a 'jackass'. Now THAT'S presidential."

When Fox News authorities found out about it, Wallace was given a raise and partial ownership of News Corp.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

It keeps getting better

NEW YORK – President Barack Obama's candid thoughts about Kanye West are provoking a debate over standards of journalism in the Twitter age - and it gets better.

ABC News says it was wrong for its employees to tweet that Obama had called West a "jackass" for the rapper's treatment of country singer Taylor Swift. The network said some of its employees had overheard a conversation between the president and CNBC's John Harwood and didn't realize it was considered off the record.

Obama was asked whether he was annoyed by Moran's Twittering that the President had referred to Kanye West as a "jackass".

"I thought that was really inappropriate," Obama says. "What are you Twittering after I asked you not to? ... I was just voicing my opinion about Kanye, an opinion shared by most Americans. Why did Terry (Moran) have to leak it like an incontinent grandma?"

A questioner chimes in, "Why would he do it?"

"He's a fuck-knob," Obama replies, which is met with laughter from several people.

The president seems to quickly realize he may have gone too far, and jovially appeals to those assembled that the remark be kept private. "Come on guys," he says. "Cut the president some slack. I've got a lot of other stuff on my plate."

Chris Wallace, a former White House correspondent, logged on to Twitter and typed: "Pres. Obama just called Terry Moran a 'fuck-knob' for relaying that the President had called Kanye West a 'jackass'. Now THAT'S presidential."

When Fox News authorities found out about it, Wallace was given a raise and partial ownership of News Corp.

If you are passing this off as real where is the link?

 

[xotoxi]

It keeps getting better

NEW YORK – President Barack Obama's candid thoughts about Kanye West are provoking a debate over standards of journalism in the Twitter age - and it gets better.

ABC News says it was wrong for its employees to tweet that Obama had called West a "jackass" for the rapper's treatment of country singer Taylor Swift. The network said some of its employees had overheard a conversation between the president and CNBC's John Harwood and didn't realize it was considered off the record.

Obama was asked whether he was annoyed by Moran's Twittering that the President had referred to Kanye West as a "jackass".

"I thought that was really inappropriate," Obama says. "What are you Twittering after I asked you not to? ... I was just voicing my opinion about Kanye, an opinion shared by most Americans. Why did Terry (Moran) have to leak it like an incontinent grandma?"

A questioner chimes in, "Why would he do it?"

"He's a fuck-knob," Obama replies, which is met with laughter from several people.

The president seems to quickly realize he may have gone too far, and jovially appeals to those assembled that the remark be kept private. "Come on guys," he says. "Cut the president some slack. I've got a lot of other stuff on my plate."

Chris Wallace, a former White House correspondent, logged on to Twitter and typed: "Pres. Obama just called Terry Moran a 'fuck-knob' for relaying that the President had called Kanye West a 'jackass'. Now THAT'S presidential."

When Fox News authorities found out about it, Wallace was given a raise and partial ownership of News Corp.

If you are passing this off as real where is the link?

Are you serious?

 

[RetiredGySgt]

It keeps getting better

If you are passing this off as real where is the link?

Are you serious?

If it is Humor it belongs in the Humor section, putting it here implies it is not Humor.

 

[Liability]

It's all a joke until the President declares Hu Jintao to be a fuck-bubble and that commie fuck-bubble declares all our loans to be in default.

 

[Barb]

It's all a joke until the President declares Hu Jintao to be a fuck-bubble and that commie fuck-bubble declares all our loans to be in default.

 

[Ravi]

Is Terry Moran black? Because I'm pretty sure Obama is only responsible for the actions of black people.

 

[kwc57]

It's all a joke until the President declares Hu Jintao to be a fuck-bubble and that commie fuck-bubble declares all our loans to be in default.

No worries. They'll call the older loans first and those have Dubya's signature all over them.

 

[Barb]

It's all a joke until the President declares Hu Jintao to be a fuck-bubble and that commie fuck-bubble declares all our loans to be in default.

No worries. They'll call the older loans first and those have Dubya's signature all over them.

Kewl. Can we send George and Dick the bill? All Dick's $$ is in Dubai...

 

[xotoxi]

If you are passing this off as real where is the link?

Are you serious?

If it is Humor it belongs in the Humor section, putting it here implies it is not Humor.

Then complain to the mods to move it. I am not able to move it at this point.

 

[Liability]

Are you serious?

If it is Humor it belongs in the Humor section, putting it here implies it is not Humor.

Then complain to the mods to move it. I am not able to move it at this point.

That's not funny either and yet STILL you persist in posting this material in the wrong forum!

 

[xotoxi]

If it is Humor it belongs in the Humor section, putting it here implies it is not Humor.

Then complain to the mods to move it. I am not able to move it at this point.

That's not funny either and yet STILL you persist in posting this material in the wrong forum!

Wasn't that just pointed out? Or are you referring to something different?

 

[xotoxi]

HEY MODS!

Please move this thread to Humor.

Or Lame Zone if you so choose.

 

[Liability]

Then complain to the mods to move it. I am not able to move it at this point.

That's not funny either and yet STILL you persist in posting this material in the wrong forum!

Wasn't that just pointed out? Or are you referring to something different?

I was referring to the post of yours which I quoted.

When I am obliged to explain one of my attempts at humor, it is readily apparent that I already failed.

I guess I'm probably supposed to go fuck myself now?

 

[Ravi]

If someone started a poll about who had a worse sense of humor, RGS or Liarbility, I don't know who I'd vote for.

 

[Liability]

If someone started a poll about who had a worse sense of humor, RGS or Liarbility, I don't know who I'd vote for.

You'd vote for me knowing that I correctly consider you a true imbecile with no redeeming qualities (including any hint of a sense of humor).

Ravaged is such a dolt.

 

[xotoxi]

That's not funny either and yet STILL you persist in posting this material in the wrong forum!

Wasn't that just pointed out? Or are you referring to something different?

I was referring to the post of yours which I quoted.

When I am obliged to explain one of my attempts at humor, it is readily apparent that I already failed.

I guess I'm probably supposed to go fuck myself now?

No. You don't need to go fuck yourself now.

Later would be fine.

 

[xotoxi]

If someone started a poll about who had a worse sense of humor, RGS or Liarbility, I don't know who I'd vote for.

Maybe they were upset by the Chris Wallace line.

 

[Liability]

Wasn't that just pointed out? Or are you referring to something different?

I was referring to the post of yours which I quoted.

When I am obliged to explain one of my attempts at humor, it is readily apparent that I already failed.

I guess I'm probably supposed to go fuck myself now?

No. You don't need to go fuck yourself now.

Later would be fine.

 

[AllieBaba]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ok, I fell for it, I was like "The Prez said FUCKNOB??? WTH???"

But it's actually funnier that it's NOT real, hell, xototototoxi, did you write that shit? I hope you get paid for it.