Obama names Asian Carp Czar!

[Jeremy]

U.S. names Asian carp czar - Chicago Breaking News

The White House has tapped a former leader of the Indiana Department of Natural Resources and the Indiana Wildlife Federation as the Asian carp czar to oversee the federal response to keeping the invasive species out of the Great Lakes.

Thank God!!!!!

 

[Zoom-boing]

I read the title fast and thought it said "Obama Names Asian Carpet Czar".

 

[blastoff]

I dunno. Sounds fishy to me.

 

[Political Junky]

Why on earth would the White House want to protect our citizens? So silly.

 

[California Girl]

Now, if we could just get him to name a Czar to stop the invasion on our own borders, we'd be on a roll.

 

[L.K.Eder]

Darwin's Nightmare (2004)

shows what happens to one big ass lake when the wrong fish "appears".

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

These fish read the Quran?

 

[Dr.House]

Mr. Limpett?

 

[WillowTree]

on a scale of one to ten this izzz his priorities? controlling fish?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Obama can't keep illegal Mexican aliens out of the country on dry land but he's going to keep illegal fish out of the Great Lakes?

 

[WillowTree]

Obama can't keep illegal Mexican aliens out of the country on dry land but he's going to keep illegal fish out of the Great Lakes?

"Izz you a carp?" that's facial profinning innit? Yez, we is a global waterway.

 

[Madeline]

It's not easy to appreciate the threat this species represents. It has reached the Mississippi River, where it has killed off all but 5% of native species...if it enters the Great Lakes, it is predicted to do the same.

Asian carp, the new bullies of America's inland waters, are crazy, high-flying fish | cleveland.com

 

[Avatar4321]

Obama is just a fishist. He hates fish that are different. Hater! Bigot!

 

[boedicca]

Is no topic too small for a Czar?

I'm waiting for my appointment to Czar of Chocolate and Coffee.

 

[Jeremy]

Obama is just a fishist. He hates fish that are different. Hater! Bigot!

Exactly. Maybe the fish are just looking for an opportunity to better their lives.

 

[boedicca]

The Carp are from Asia. Perhaps the Gubmint thinks they don't need special protections because they do so well on test scores.

 

[uscitizen]

Damned illegal immigrant fish!
Probably getting welfare and having lititle citizen fishes.

 

[boedicca]

And opening up Pho shops.

 

[Jeremy]

...using up all of our DNR tax funds.

 

[Jeremy]

...I hear they sell drugs.